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Hey. Large chest people that want it to be smaller and flatter. I have a tip for you.

I am a trans man. I have an h cup chest. That is not a typo, not a brag, and not an invitation to sexually harass me. This means I have about 4 pounds of breast. This means that binders do not work for me. There’s not enough structure in the compression to keep that much weight in place.

I wore a sports bra under my binder, for a time- it kept things in place, and the binder flattened. This isn’t really safe and I recommend against it. It also never actually got me looking masc- I tended to look like I had between a c or b cup. TransTape I discarded too- it’s just not sturdy enough.

Enter Enell. Specifically, the Enell Sport High Impact Bra.

I want you to look at the construction of that sports bra. It clasps in the front. This flattens the chest. And since it’s a sports bra designed for busty people, it LOCKS everything in place. When I wear my Enell sports bra, I do not bounce. It also gets me looking like I have an a cup at worst- and at best, when I layer, I actually look masc.

Admittedly, they’re not cheap. That one’s 66$. But I’ve tried even custom binders, and they don’t work as well as Enell. I was actually contemplating a custom built corset before I found Enell. Enell is also much, much safer than layering compression, since it is being used as intended (sort of). As a bonus, you can actually exercise in it- it’s a sports bra!

I will note that they use their own sizing system, so you will have to measure yourself.

Happy binding!

hehe funny experimental style go brrrr

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf

Floral Knight by Marine Saillard

The Skeleton War 2014

barbie & the diamond castle. this is just concept art (?) but i MIGHT redraw some scenes later or something :D

beeduo are the main characters (except /p)

tommy is melody, a muse apprentice guy who beeduo must protect so wilbur can't be evil and stuff

wilbur is a muse & the villain, he's looking for tommy so he can get the key to the diamond castle

techno & phil are also muses but they're turned stone for like 4/5 of the story so they're just kind of there

the muses all have their own patron gods because i want to make a joke abt it

it also ties into why wilbur became a villain & why he betrayed phil & techno

philza has a flute. a phlute. fluteza. ranboo has a tambourine (a ranbourine). tubbo has a ukulele & tommy has a melodica or something

(also the instruments were heavily referenced except for the flute because I'm not learning how string instruments work for a barbie au abt minecraft streamers)

Heart Shaped Cup

what I love about tumblr blaze is that it forces people to realize how insulated their bubbles are. tumblr IS really good at allowing users to curate their own personalized experiences, but it also means that people start to think that the drama, opinions, and experiences of their little online sphere is shared by the majority of tumblr (it’s not), so when they blaze their posts they’re just airing their dirty laundry to people that are outside of their echo chamber, and dealing with the consequences of people not automatically agreeing with them. and let me tell you it is delicious to watch

I hate you <3

if i was the author of the "boyfriends" webcomic i would post one final update where the nerd one and blonde one get in a horrific car accident while the blonde one is driving. its not his fault, it's not anyones fault, but the car is left in a crumpled heap regardless. blonde one survives but the nerd one unfortunately is declared dead on the scene. it ends with the three surviving guys at his funeral (closed casket). the blonde guy reaches for the goth one's hand and the goth one pulls away with a look of resentment, while the tall one just stares into space, expressionless. we realize there's now a seemingly insurmountable gap of grief between the three of them, with the path to healing unclear and the future uncertain. that's how the comic ends. and then i would delete all my social media