Imagine Stickin Ur Dick In A Freshly Poured Cup Of Mcdonalds Sprite

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

More Posts from Quacksmeow and Others

5 years ago

Valentine's Day (Stiles)

Wrote this little short fic a few days ago because I was bored and I figured I would post it.

Warnings: none

Description: Valentine's Day at BHHS with the McCall twins, Scott and y/n.

A/n: kinda sucs but i decided it would be cute for valentine's day. Also this is my first time writing in 2nd person...

~

"Scott, we're gonna be late for school!" Mornings are hard when you're Scott McCall. He never wakes up on time. You definitely expected to sit on the counter waiting for the boy for a few more minutes, but Scott was standing ready and the entrance ti the kitchen as soon as you finished your sentence. He holds a huge bouquet of roses in his hands along with a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a white teddy bear.

"Don't worry my sweet sister, I am prepared today." You both head out the door and into the car.

"Are you feeling alright? No fever or anything?" Scott swats your hand away as you try to feel his forehead for a sign of a fever.

"Just buckle up," Scott says, starting the car. "Oh, and happy valentine's day y/n"

When the two of you arrive at school you head to your lockers, which are conveniently next to eachother.

"AHHH" A scream echoes down the BHHS hallways making you fight the urge to cover your ears. Kira rushes down the hallway not even letting the strange stares of other students stopping her from getting to Scott and his handful of gifts. You turn back to your locker and grab your chemistry textbook. As soon as you shut your locker, a face pops out from the other side making you drop your book.

"What the-" You recognize the boy who startled you. Stiles bends down and picks up your book.

"Whoopsies. Totally meant to do that." He laughs making you laugh. "Uh.. happy Valentines day, princess." Behind his back, Stiles holds a small red velvet box. "And this is for my favorite woman."

He hands you the box, and as soon as you open it, you see a gorgeous silver necklace with a heart dangling outlined in tiny rhinestones.

"No you did not. I told you not to get me anything expensive!" Your face is permanently molded into a smile and it feels like it's never going to go away. The necklace must've cost a fortune for Stiles.

"I wanted to get you something extra special to show you how much I love you. Of course, a necklace, no matter how expensive, will never amount to how much I love you, y/n." Your arms find their way around Stiles' waist and you squeeze him like a teddy bear. He smells nice like always. You've learned to remember your boyfriend's scent very well recently.

"I love you, Stilinski." He kisses you and you walk to first period together: chemistry. You have a feeling it's going to be a wonderful valentine's day.


Tags
5 years ago

my phone just autocorrected ’Their’ to ‘Theo’....same

5 years ago

You: A paper clip

Me, an intellectual: Unplated galvanized steel wiring. Sturdier than the alloy ones, still bendy, won't rust.

5 years ago

void stiles is a personal favorite

5 years ago

In Denial // A Theo Raeken story

Chapter 4

A/n: Theo, in this story, came back to beacon hills in junior year.

(3 weeks later)

I walked into school early. By early, I mean it's six in the morning. School doesn't start till seven thirty. Every year on the first day, the pack meets in the library. This year, it's Scott, Lydia, Mason, Corey, and me. Everyone else had gotten caught by the ghost riders. Yeah, it's hard without Stiles. I've talked to him through the radio of his jeep before. My "mom" is still here and she scares the living crap out of me. I think she knows about everything going on. I mean, she knows about the supernatural, but we never told her we know she isn't real. She will sometimes stand in my doorway and stare.

I get the shivers as soon as I think about her.

My walk down to the library is long. I decided to go the inside way. The air outside is too cold, and it's supposed to rain soon. I hear something behing me and pick up my pace, immediately thinking back to the dream I had just a few weeks ago. I take a quick glance behind me before putting my hand on the door to the library. Nobody there.

I try to pull the handle but it wouldn't budge. Sounds of heels clicking in the distance scares me. I turn to the noise and see Mrs. Martin walking towards me, her eyes not swaying away from mine.

"Safe space remember? Library doesn't open until seven." She just walks right past me as she speaks, her voice echoing throughout the halls. Again, I hear another noise from down the hallway. I see what's left of the pack walk down towards me.

"You gonna open the door, Ruby?" Scott asks. I shake my head.

"It's locked." I say. I turn to Lydia. "Your mom locked it. Said it doesn't open until seven."

"Ugh. What?" Lydia groans.

Mason jumps in, "Isn't it supposed to be open for twenty four hours?"

"Yes." I reply. "We can just go into an empty classroom." Everyone nodds at the idea. Classroom it is.

We pick an empty class down the hall, one without any decorations so we know a teacher won't come in later.

"So, we need a plan." Scott announces.

"We have-" Mason gets cut off by Lydia.

"Liam's plan to use Theo sucks. Scott's right, we need a new one."

Speaking of Theo, after the lake we never talked. I have no idea where he went or what he's doing.

I don't "miss" him. How could I? He's not a good person, and I'm glad I haven't seen him again.

After and hour and a half of chatting in the class room, the warning bell goes off, signaling us to go to class. I say my goodbyes and walk with Scott to first period. Ap chemistry.

We turn into classroom 323 and sit in our assigned seats. Thankfully, I got seated next to Scott. Unfortunately, there are three seats to the lab table and when I look over at the name on the index card taped to the front of the table, I sigh. "Of course."

"What was that, Ruby?" Scott asked.

"Look at the name tag," I reply.

Then, like I summoned the devil, he walks in. Smile on his face and everything.

"Here's my name." Theo says, not even looking at the tag, but to me. That dumb smirk still on his face.

It's gonna be a long semester.

After three class, Theo followed Scott and I down the hallway to lunch. Scott has my first three classes with me, thankfully. I might die without him there. I haven't seen stiles in three weeks.

Scott wispers loud enough for me to hear. "Theo stop following us." I can smell the arrogance off Theo right now. He doesn't say anything back, just takes a sharp right turn into the mens room.

When we meet everyone in the cafeteria, they all look at me.

"What?" I ask. Lydia is the first to speak up.

"Girl, we've been seeing Theo staring at you all day." I blush. "Do you like him?!" That makes everyone stare at me even more.

"No, what? Of course not?" After saying that I hear a growl in the corner of my ear. I turn around, quickly, to see who it was, but no one was there.

"Ruby, are you okay?" I heard Scott say to me. He said it low enough so nobody else heard.

"Yeah, just thought I heard something."

After lunch, I go to my locker and get my text book for my last class, forensics. Stiles had that class with me. He was the only one in the pack who was taking it with me.

I opened my locker. As soon as the door came open, a small note fell out. I picked it up and looked around to see if anyone was watching me find the note. I unfolded the small slip of paper and read it.

Meet me under bleachers after tryouts.

We need to talk.

I totally forgot about tryouts today. My 4th year being on the highschool lacrosse team. My last year being on any lacrosse team. I wish Stiles was here. I really miss him.

After I got back from the lake that day with Theo, Stiles called me and said he saw them. The ghost riders. He saw them. I drove over to the school as fast as I could, but Lydia told me I was too late. It took us a whole week and a half to remember him after that day.

My last class ended, finally. I litterly felt like I could die. We didn't even learn about forensics, we just went over some stupid class rules.

I walked to the locker room, catching up with Scott along the way. We didn't talk the whole way. I know he misses Stiles too.

Tryouts went by as normal, we did some drills and did some one on ones. I made first line like last year, and Scott made team captain again. I had almost forgot about the note until Scott asked if I wanted to get celebratory icecream.

"Oh. I'm actually supposed to meet someone." He gave me a funny look.

"Who?" He asked as he slung his lacrosse bag over his shoulder, walking down the hallway of the empty school.

"I actually don't know." He stopped walking and tilted his head slightly. I just kept walking. "Bye McCall." I shouted behind me.

"Bye. Be safe." And with that I went to the field once again, but not for lacrosse.

A figure was already standing under the bleachers. I couldn't see his face that well since coach turned the field lights off. Only the lights coming from the building illuminated the back of the figure. He stepped foward, and i still couldn't see him. It's so dark.

"What do you want?" I asked to the figure, taking more steps towards me. He finally came about three inches away from me. I could finally see the outline of his face, looking up. His height making him tower over my short body. "Theo?"

"We need to talk, Ruby."

"About what? What could you possibly want to tell me that is so important you have to meet me under the bleachers at ten pm?" He smirked.

"I can't stop thinking about you." I rolled my eyes and turned around, but didn't get far. His hand planted a firm grip around my wrist.

"Theo let go. I'm not becoming another one of your little flings. I need to focus on Stiles." He growled and I recognized it from the growl in the cafeteria. I turned towards him.

"Did you mean what you said in the cafeteria?" He asked, his voice suddenly soft.

"Theo let go, please. Your hurting me." He let go immediately after I said it hurt.

"Im sorry." He said soothingly. "But did you mean it?" I sighed.

"Theo I can't be with you. You're the bad guy." His face contorted into confusion. I think I hurt him.

"What about the lake, the- the spare room."

I immediately replied, "I was just trying to be nice. And I regret ever doing it." No, no, no. I don't regret it. I don't.

Theo just sighed and walked off.

"Wait-"

"Ruby, don't talk to me." He never turned back to me, just kept on walking.

Hiii. Again. I kinda like this chapter. Let me know what you think. Love you guys

Xoxo -em

Wc: 1432♡

5 years ago
TEEN WOLF - Season 1 Episode 1
TEEN WOLF - Season 1 Episode 1

TEEN WOLF - Season 1 Episode 1

2 months ago

No one makes my pussy throb harder than Jean Kirstein

5 years ago

“He is beauty, inside and out. He is the silver lining in a world of darkness. He is my light.”

— Marie Lu, Prodigy

5 years ago

me @ myself: how do you expect me to hate these villains when you’ve made them so goddamn h o t 

  • checkers8000
    checkers8000 liked this · 1 month ago
  • username-that-really-isnt-taken
    username-that-really-isnt-taken reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • jakewantscake
    jakewantscake reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • jakewantscake
    jakewantscake liked this · 1 month ago
  • sicadas
    sicadas reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • unataka
    unataka reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • slindyinfinity
    slindyinfinity reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • newcrunchyp0rnflakes
    newcrunchyp0rnflakes reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • entrylevel-wound
    entrylevel-wound reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lukewarmhomie
    lukewarmhomie reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • fingors
    fingors reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • catindulgences
    catindulgences reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • the-cooler-dracula
    the-cooler-dracula reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • the-cooler-dracula
    the-cooler-dracula liked this · 3 months ago
  • suppuration
    suppuration reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • nathanielwhy
    nathanielwhy reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • tearosecafe
    tearosecafe liked this · 3 months ago
  • cold-oh-no-brrrr
    cold-oh-no-brrrr reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • locksox
    locksox liked this · 4 months ago
  • transbeetleboy
    transbeetleboy reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • midcountymadness
    midcountymadness reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • midcountymadness
    midcountymadness liked this · 4 months ago
  • lemke6669
    lemke6669 reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • doctorrussia
    doctorrussia reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • therealdragongirl12
    therealdragongirl12 reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • jotaillustrator
    jotaillustrator reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • weeb-dweeb
    weeb-dweeb reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • weeb-dweeb
    weeb-dweeb liked this · 4 months ago
  • milo-made-this
    milo-made-this liked this · 4 months ago
  • mirthandir
    mirthandir reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • lonesomekitty
    lonesomekitty reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • leastfavmutual
    leastfavmutual reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • irbhair
    irbhair liked this · 6 months ago
  • psycho-sexy
    psycho-sexy liked this · 6 months ago
  • myfavcoloru
    myfavcoloru reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • amoisthobo
    amoisthobo reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • annita89nkd59vm0h
    annita89nkd59vm0h liked this · 6 months ago
  • wodscallop
    wodscallop reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • wodscallop
    wodscallop liked this · 6 months ago
  • internet-archaeologist
    internet-archaeologist reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • internet-archaeologist
    internet-archaeologist liked this · 7 months ago
  • nucleariguana
    nucleariguana reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • aidenaces
    aidenaces liked this · 7 months ago
  • jotaillustrator
    jotaillustrator reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • seancodydotcom
    seancodydotcom reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • ever-felt-the-sky
    ever-felt-the-sky reblogged this · 8 months ago
quacksmeow - quacksmeow
quacksmeow

tumblr lurker (0.o) (20) if you know me irl... no you don't

49 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags