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This literally makes me scream
Deputy: You’re stupid
John: Really? That’s all?
Deputy: Give it time, it’ll eat at you
John, phoning Joseph five minutes after the Deputy escapes: Am I stupid?
Tali'Zorah, first quarian to land on Geth occupied Rannoch in several hundred years, scanning the land:
Faith: my kink is when people care about my feeling and what I talk about.
Jacob: unrealistic. stick to bondage and choking like the rest of us.
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
Yeet time to go ghost again
Sharky wrote it
No matter what happens, I love you.
lesbians and bi women after confessing to a woman they like
When the lights go out and we open our eyes,
Out there in the silence, I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Let the sun fade out and another one rise
Climbing through tomorrow, I'll be gone, I'll be gone
i. love. this. stupid. boy.
bonus: peggie pratt cOnFiRmEd
the seeds react to the deputy being infertile
joseph seed: so i cant kill a baby?
john seed: im taking you to court.
you don’t understand. you don’t believe. you don’t care —
Far Cry 5 : the characters’ reaction when they hear the Deputy singing the cult songs headcanons !
John Seed
The Deputy is the one driving when “Oh John” comes on.
John hesitates to change the channel because he’s suddenly a bit scared that the Dep will make fun of him or something.
But he hears them humming the song.
So he doesn’t change the channel and waits to see what they do next.
Slowly, the humming turns into singing and at the chorus the Dep is almost screaming the lyrics.
John wants to join them, but doesn’t.
He just quietly smiles.
He’s so glad the Deputy likes his song !!!
Later the same day, they randomly starts humming that same song and John just can’t contain his happiness anymore :
« Soooo, you like the song ???? »
« Yeah of course. It’s catchy. »
John just stares at the Dep with the biggest heart eyes ever.
Joseph Seed
They’re at his compound and Joseph is listening to the radio while reading.
Suddenly “We Will Rise Again” comes on.
He doesn’t pay much attention to it.
But the Deputy stands up and puts Joseph’s book away.
He gives them a questionning stare.
Without answering, the Dep pulls Joseph up and goes to the radio to raise the volume.
Putting their arms around Joseph’s neck, they just start rocking back and forth.
Joseph understands what’s happening and can’t help but smile and chuckle.
He starts slow dancing with them, holding them close.
He’s so happy that the Dep enjoy the songs he loves so dearly.
Jacob Seed
Jacob is the one driving when “Set Those Sinner Free” comes on.
He immediately changes the channel.
But the Dep changes it back.
And then Jacob changes it again.
It goes like this for the whole first verse of the song, but eventually Jacob gives up and mutters :
“It was Joseph’s idea.”
“I thought so. Joseph does have some good ideas.”
Jacob just kind of turns to look at them, making sure they’re not being sarcastic.
“Wait- Really ?”
“Well, yeah. I sing that song all the time.”
Jacob is just kind of speechless and he even blushes a little.
“I like it too…” he murmurs with a little smile. He’s satisfied and a bit less ashamed about listening to the cult’s songs.
Faith Seed
“Oh The Bliss” comes on while they’re both hanging out.
Faith doesn’t hold back and softly sings along.
She’s pretty surprised when the Deputy joins her.
They dance around and scream the lyrics together.
They’re both laughing and dancing and it’s a really joyful moment.
But then the song ends and “Help Me Faith” comes on.
They sit down and Faith hides her face in the crook of the Dep’s neck.
It’s an emotional song for her and the Dep just holds her, trying to comfort her.
“Hey, I’m here. You’ve helped me.”
Faith smiles and kisses them.
They quietly listen to the song while holding each other.
Staci Pratt
One day he gets into the Dep’s car and they suddenly try to change the radio.
But he hears “Let The Water Wash Away Your Sins” before they can change the channel.
“Rook… were you listening to the cult’s weird songs ?”
“No- I- You know… I… Okay, yes.”
“Hey as long as it’s not “Only You”, I’m okay with it.”
The Dep smiles shyly.
They drive silently for a while and they finally ask, “So… Do you mind if I turn on the radio ?”
Staci answers by turning it on himself.
The Dep quietly hums along and Staci actually likes it more than he thought he would…
“Damn those songs are actually pretty catchy, huh ?”
Sharky Boshaw
It’s the one aspect about them that Sharky dislike the most.
WHY DO THEY LISTEN TO THIS ?!
But his hatred towards the songs amuses the Deputy even more.
When they’re angry at Sharky for some reason, they’ll go to the Moonflower Trailer Park and make sure that one of the cult songs is blasting on the speakers.
And Sharky gets so angry he almost burns the Trailer Park to the ground.
When they drive together, they agree to mix it up and the Dep is allowed to listen to one cult song for every two songs that Sharky can choose.
He’ll never admit it, but he has a soft spot for “Build a Castle”.
The rythme is just so catchy, you know ?
Don’t tell the Dep tho, cause they won’t let him alone after that !!
This was so different ??? I loved writing this omg, thanks for requesting it ! 💖
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:( this is so sad, you’re all so obsessed with Minecraft iPod Touch edition ($6.99) you don’t see the Minecraft that’s right in front of you
I’m not used to share my playlists and there’s enough of them here, but I am so proud of these ones and love how they turned out to be, so I decided to post them. Enjoy? (Requires Spotify account)
The Baptist
The Siren
The Wolf
The Father
Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.
I dream of culling the herd every night.
Since dust is partly made of human cells, an old library isn’t just a collection of books but also a collection of the people who walk through it
me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over
me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!
trans person: i like gender tho
me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!
anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass
i scream you scream we all
repress memories of our childhood
Truth
not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter
le💤bian