I Scream You Scream We All

Deputy: You’re stupid

John: Really? That’s all?

Deputy: Give it time, it’ll eat at you

John, phoning Joseph five minutes after the Deputy escapes: Am I stupid?

Surviving a Desert

Only move at dusk and dawn. 

Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing. 

Try not to leave tracks. 

Not all that is visible is real. 

Not all that is real is visible. 

When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by. 

Do not approach caravans. 

Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe. 

There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway. 

Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley. 

Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human. 

When the sand shakes, run. 

Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs. 

Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.  

Never play the flute. 

Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things. 

You are meat. Do not forget this fact. 

If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to. 

Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away. 

The flames are not real. 

The shadows are not real. 

Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite. 

Never let your lantern go out. 

The ancient have no love for the young. 

Do not drink water offered to you. 

Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you. 

There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear. 

Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions. 

Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice. 

The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.

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Angelina Jolie | Mojave Moon (1996)

miscellaneous movie quote sentence starters pt. iii.

“ i’m such an unholy mess of a person. “

“ be kind enough to cancel all memory of last night. “

“ to die like this, that would be the happiest death. “

“ i’ve made a terrible fool of myself, which isn’t unusual. “

“ this used to be a beautiful place, once. “

“ there’s no love in your punches. put some feeling into it! giving pain is serious business. “

“ your mind is in chaos. “

“ i’ve been watching you. you seem to be alone. in fact, i’m sure you are. “

“ i’m hurting. and there’s someone hurting just like me. “

“ someone called me human by coincidence, so here i am. “

“ give me more strength, strength to be kind. “

“ any time i want to think of someone, i think of you. “

“ listen. do you hear it? the night. it’s deafening. “

“ love absorbs you. 24 hours a day. you can’t concentrate. that’s what i most love and hate. “

“ you feel the beauty in destruction. so go ahead, destroy. destroy the greatest thing of all. “

“ it’s funny how a single day could drag and drag… while entire years just fly by in a flash. “

“ we accept the love we think we deserve. “

“ letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness. “

“ i feel something new. regret. “

“ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet. “

“ don’t make me an optimist, you will ruin my life. “

“ if i fall in love with you, i won’t burst into flames, but… my life will be fucked. “

“ i knew you’d be back. it could only be you. “

“ what upsets me is that life is so different from novels. i wish they were the same. “

“ i don’t understand people. i only understand movies. “

“ i hope this feeling lasts. “

“ i have not been so close to a person in some time. “

“ it’s stupid to be so sweet and so sad. “

“ i want to be in your arms—i want you to hug me, to hold me. please hug me, please hold me. “

“ time will heal everything, but what if time is the illness? “

“ the truth is… sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it. “

“ we think silent people are good listeners. but i shut up so people leave me alone. ”

“ when i’m with you, i feel so safe. like i’m home. “

“ life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer. “

“ do you ever wish you could live forever? “

“ you’re heavenly and yet so human. “

“ if i am doomed to death, at least, i could be killed by you. that would be worth it. “

“ i don’t mind listening. i do it all the time. “

“ even after the flesh perishes, one can live in the hearts of others, together with the feelings one has for them. “

“ childhood is a knife stuck in your throat. it can’t be easily removed. “

“ i come from a place where evil seems easier to pinpoint because you can see it in the flesh. “

“ i felt it. perfect. i was perfect. “

“ it was easier when i just imagined you. “

“ sometimes, to love someone… you’ve got to be a stranger. “

“ words can’t express everything a person feels. “

“ fix me. make me whole. “

“ i hate most people. there are times when i look at them and i see nothing worth liking. “

“ i don’t like having my picture taken. i come out looking… depressed. “

“ i think you’ll find someone and love them, and you will live and die for them, because that’s your way. “

“ everyone i play with dies. “

“ i may not always be right. but i’m never wrong. “

“ i’ve had a very long time to think about this and i’m not afraid. it’s like the tide going out. it goes out slowly, but it can’t be stopped. “

“ go ahead and do what your heart tells you. “

“ i was born lonely, i guess. “

“ i need a new name. one that’s not all worn out from being called so much. “

“ they’re a rotten crowd. you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. “

A COMPROMISE

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100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

“You’re a disappointment to me.”

“I don’t care if you live or die.”

“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”

“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”

“Go. Just go.”

“If you come back, I won’t be here.”

“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”

“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”

“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”

“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”

“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”

“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”

“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”

“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”

“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”

“I don’t care.”

“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”

“You’re such a piece of shit.”

“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“Why do I waste my time with you?”

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”

“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”

“I deserve so much better.”

“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”

“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”

“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”

“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”

“I wish you were never born.”

“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”

“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”

“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”

“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”

“I don’t know what they see in you.”

“You’re an embarrassment to me.”

“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”

“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”

“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”

“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”

“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”

“How can you even live with yourself?”

“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”

“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”

“You’re a monster.”

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”

“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”

“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”

“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”

“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”

“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”

“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”

“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”

“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”

“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”

“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”

“Stop making me look bad.”

“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”

“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”

“Go play in traffic.”

“Fuck off.”

“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”

“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”

“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“It was all a lie.”

“I never loved you, and I never will.”

“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”

“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”

“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”

“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”

“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”

“You’re everything I hate in a person.”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”

“What a sad sack of shit you are.”

“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”

“How could you? You bastard!”

“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”

“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”

“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”

“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”

“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”

“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”

“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”

“I can’t stand people like you.”

“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”

“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”

“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”

“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”

“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”

“I’m disgusted by you.”

“Fuck you!”

“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”

“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”

“I hate you.”

250 ways to say “went”

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