Pyromaniaq - Kris !!

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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neon 🧍‍♀️

In light of recent events 😭😭

Crying laughing because of this:

Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

in space with markiplier (2022) // a heist with markiplier (2019) // a date with markiplier (2017)