American Nutjob Politicians Will Say Stuff Like: "We Need Climate Change Because Tornadoes Will Carry

American nutjob politicians will say stuff like: "We need climate change because tornadoes will carry us to heaven during the rapture! The terrorists are stealing Christmas!" and British politicians are like... you'll just casually find out they were 5 times asbestos eating champion of the Lower Prickwhiggle Club, their university entry interview consisted of throwing endangered toads at poor people from a bus, and everyone at their hometown knows them as that rich family whose Estate is the only remaining continuous bubonic plague vector since 1348 bc they traditionally wear squirrels for hats.

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Listen I don’t know much about how the Emmy people decide who wins and stuff. but. the idea of thousands of hardboiled tv professionals or whatever solemnly sitting down and watching ISWM is absolutely SENDING me

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3 years ago

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It’s Admirable They Are At Least Giving The Flies A Fighting Chance. 

It’s admirable they are at least giving the flies a fighting chance. 

2 years ago

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

2 years ago
YOU Hates Terfs

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