Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: It’s called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
Teacher Stumbles Upon Baby Bears ‘Dancing’ In Finland Forest, Thinks He’s Imagining It.
Klaus yeeting a whole ass fire extinguisher at the giant dimensional blob in the sky, perfectly reflects how I deal with every single one of my problems.
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
dorks being dorks…. when no one’s looking.
⎯ Scorpius Malfoy
Cursed Child fanart number 5. Done in Photoshop. Scorpius is the sweetest thing in the universe. Long live scorbus.
the new letter on the Dema website explains A LOT of things abt the jumpsuit music video:
- tyler WAS the failed perimeter escape of Dema (like I thought!!)
- the hooded figure on the horse was Nico (one of the nine Bishops - “the niners”)
- the place tyler was walking in, in the music video, was Trench (aka: the outskirts of Dema)
- the people on the ledge (also josh) are the “Banditos” (the ppl that already escaped Dema and are helping other ppl escape)
- Clancy is a characer who escaped Dema and is now in Trench
- Clancy was hiding in one of the caves during the jumpsuit mv, watching the story unfold - he’s just a bystander to this whole story (maybe he possibly represents us ???)
jon snow, got, and b