And People Have The Audacity To Ask Why I Stan Him.

sorry i totally forgot to post about it, but it's been a crazy week music-wise so

ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?? MOTHERFUCKING SKINNY SKINNY??? IM SHOOK

Machine Gun Kelly has a new album and it's so fucking good i cant even. like I've never really liked him but this new album is a game changer in so many levels?? he should have done pop punk sooner

And ma boi yungblud got a mv for god save me but don't drown me out which is absolutely awesome

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 15/?

Jake: ok Rosa now you go. Hitchcock, Scully and Boyle's dad.

Rosa: oof... Okay fuck Boyle's dad, marry Scully and kill Hitchcock

Gina: damn that's nasty girl! okay mmm Amy: Obama, Trump and Putin.

Amy: hmmm that's so hard!

Jake: title of your sex tape!

Holt: *enters the room* what are you doing? What is this game?

Amy: fuck marry kill.

Amy: *realising what she just said and to whom*

Holt: why would you say the word fuck? There are much better words for it. Have sex, make love, bone, shag...

Jake: ok captain, who would you SHAG marry or kill: Obama, Trump and Putin?

Holt: well, I would kill Trump, marry Obama, and that leaves me with... Shagging Putin.

Everyone: *laughing their asses off*

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

Bored ice coffee

So I'm binge watching Killing Eve. I'm currently crying on the floor over 2x08 and 3x02

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)

This needs to be on my blog

more

okay so im bored and i decided to make a series of 5sos aesthetics bc the entire album is aesthetics

kinda weird but im gonna give it a go

Thank you for this

Greg: Nice job on the murder.

Sherlock: Thanks dad

Sherlock: Why is everyone staring at me?

Molly: You just called Greg “dad”.

Sherlock: No I didn’t , I said “thanks man.”

Greg: Do you see me as a father figure, sherlock.

Sherlock: No, I see you as a bother figure as you’re always bothering me.

John: Don’t Talk To Your Father Like That!

This is the deal.