Is This What Bothers You The Most About The Damn Rat?

This is not what i expected but i am not disappointed

John: Why can't you just admit you made a mistake!

Sherlock: because I don't make mistakes...Also, I like putting salt on my tea, thank you very much.

As a jewish and zionist, i fully support.

If you support nazis, think that jews are the source of the problems in the world or think israel shouldn't exist, please unfollow me right now.

Original post can be found here.

Gentiles are encouraged to read all the way through and reblog.

Well, I'm proud to say that i have finally watched Hamilton, and let me tell you,

*insert gif of gina linetti saying "Hamilton. Was. Amazing!!!"*

I hate musicals and i honestly wish this was less singing more talking but god THE CHARACTERS I LOVE KING GEORGE AND JEFFERSON AND ANGELICA

Though if i were eliza i would've dumped his goddamn ass because alex sucks. It has to be said

Am I the only one who thinks Cobie Smulders (Robin from himym) and Karla Souza (Laurel from htgawm) are very similar??

???

Dude, seriously, we talked about you url

A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”

Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”

Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”

Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”

Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”

Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”

Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!

Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”

Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”

Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

I don’t know how to express how much I FEEL for Kenny because all he wants to do is play extreme guess who? with pictures of potential assassins and get to say [hacker voice] “I’m in” every once in a while but Eve’s queer ass keeps dragging him in the middle of her 60 min long winded [STORYTIME: I STABBED MY GF???: NOT CLICKBAIT] YouTube video that is her life meanwhile his mother is actively infiltrating Russian intelligence by getting her spussy (spy pussy) ate and the girl he has a crush on would LOVE to be infiltrated by Carolyn and the boy gets no mf rest… get him some tea please

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

i wanna hold your hand while we're growing up

CALM aesthetic [7/12]: Best Years - 5 Seconds Of Summer

Dear Hamilton fandom,

Are you okay?

Apparently, there's a whole side in the fandom dedicated to a piss cult. I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed, but somehow it's both.

You have truly outweirded yourself.

Sincerely, your obedient servant,

p.g. fruit.

(i know you sang it, i did too)

LOL

When you finally realise why Gen Z is named after the last letter of the Alphabet.