I Just Watched It And I Was Truly Touched

Sherlock: I'm fucking outta here!

Ms. Hudson: hey, don't swear!

Sherlock: I do what I want, I'm punk rock.

John: no you're not.

Lol whats going on with calums hat im dead

5SOS on “No Shame” and “CALM” | Apple Music 2020

damn i feel called out

the type to

both have really good and terrible memory

— taurus, gemini, sagittarius

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 15/?

Jake: ok Rosa now you go. Hitchcock, Scully and Boyle's dad.

Rosa: oof... Okay fuck Boyle's dad, marry Scully and kill Hitchcock

Gina: damn that's nasty girl! okay mmm Amy: Obama, Trump and Putin.

Amy: hmmm that's so hard!

Jake: title of your sex tape!

Holt: *enters the room* what are you doing? What is this game?

Amy: fuck marry kill.

Amy: *realising what she just said and to whom*

Holt: why would you say the word fuck? There are much better words for it. Have sex, make love, bone, shag...

Jake: ok captain, who would you SHAG marry or kill: Obama, Trump and Putin?

Holt: well, I would kill Trump, marry Obama, and that leaves me with... Shagging Putin.

Everyone: *laughing their asses off*

its frickin beautiful

I made a thing... yikes.

It took me at least 8 fucking hours to do both. :) I wanna know what you think cuz is the first time I do something like this.

(Yeah I always took the photos in that place cuz that’s the room w/ the best illumination in my home)

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)

the ultimate john watson meme

I AM NOT GAY/ …

Lol for valentine's day the seniors had this thing where you pay them 3$ and they send a romantic poem of your choice to anyone you want so we sent one to our math teacher and she laughed so hard omg

OMG mind-blowing

so i was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and i solved the puzzle in s2e18

12 islanders, one of them is heavier, a seesaw, you can use seesaw only three times

1) 4--------4

four islanders in the left,four islanders in the right and four islanders are out. so you can find out which group heavier one is in

2) 2--------2

3) 1---------1

im so proud of myself

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.