It Doesn’t Matter. You Will Still Have Fun Baking A Distastrous Looking Bread Loaf. You Will Still

Listen; here is the hard truth capitalism has brainwashed out of you:

You are a primate, and one of the more naturally docile species at that.

Your natural instinct is to do a few hours of fulfilling work, and just enough grueling work that is necessary for survival. And then, your next instinct is to spend the rest of your day laying lounging around, fucking, playing, and occasionally getting up off your lazy ape ass to care for the more vulnerable members of your group.

Ashamed of living with your parents and struggling to find work? Don’t be. Humans do not have the natural instinct to leave home once reaching adulthood. They also don’t have the natural instinct to work all day, or to stop playing as adults, or to even raise their children in two-parent households without involving a tight-knit community in their upbringing.

Capitalism has gaslit you into thinking that you are somehow above an animal. That you are somehow more capable of hard, draining work that you hate than all the other intelligent social animals.

YOU ARE A LAZY ASS APE. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK A 9-5. YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON FOR STILL LIVING AT HOME

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

WIP of Jayce and Viktor levitation

twenty years across the sea

just a reminder for those who need it

A bunch of my favorite rocks from my collection.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Odysseus definetly made everybody bleed lmao