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Dr. Alexander Hilbert

“None of it was easy. None of it was nice.”

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im sick of literally every trend teenage girls partake in being mocked like first its girls who take pics of their starbucks and wear ugg boots then its girls who like indie music and wear vintage clothing then girls who like pop punk and wear vans and a flannel around their waist and now people are mocking girls who wear mom jeans and mustard kanken backpacks and have moleskin journals like can we just let teenage girls LIVE and let them do shit they want to do like seriously

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Vignette #3.0: First Impressions, part one

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Summary: Broke, tired, and working as an interpreter in the Neutral Zone, Brian Jeeter meets an intriguing new acquaintance.

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I would recommend listening to The Strange Case of Starship Iris, which is a sci-fi podcast set in space, kinda like Inkwyrm. I also really like Under Pressure, Station to Station, The Amelia Project, Raising the Dead Again and Aquamarianas :)

Hey there everybody! I’ve got a bit of a dilemma maybe you all could help me with. You see, I’m running out of podcasts. For some context, I work at a pretty classy restaurant doing janitorial and laundry stuff. Which means, starting at the ass-crack of dawn, I’m running around this place cleaning, doing laundry, folding linens, you get the picture. Since I’m basically alone most of it and due my various mental things making both silence and large amounts of kitchen clamor (the laundry room is attached to it) bug/distract the fuck out of me, I have headphones in for most of it. And since my shifts are typically about 8 hours long, I can grind through whatever I’m listening to at a pretty impressive rate.

Which brings us to the problem at hand: My podcast collection is beginning to dwindle. Which is why I need you all’s help. Any recommendations? I for the most part prefer fictional stuff, but certain non-fiction things (MBMBAM, The Flophouse, Lore, ect.) have peaked my interest in the past too, so who knows.

Things I’ve caught up on:

The Penumbra Podcast

Eos 10

Wooden Overcoats

The Adventure Zone

Inkwyrm

Cthulhu and Friends

Alice Isn’t Dead

Welcome to Night Vale

The Orbiting Human Circus (SEASON 2 WHEN?! YOU’RE KILLIN US JULIEN!)

Things I’m currently listening too:

Hello From the Magic Tavern

Kings Falls AM

Supervillain Corner

Wolf 359

Kakos Industries

The Black Tapes (Not really at work though. Something about this one in particular gives me the willies and the place I work at is already haunted, so I don’t listen to this one much while I’m there.)

Drunks and Dragons (very slowly)

Critical Role (I watch this one. The podcast version is great, but I can’t miss out on all the great visual reactions the actors give.)

Lore ( Just started on this one. Not sure about it yet, but I do love me some folklore/mythology.)

I was listening to my music the other day and I felt like I found the perfect theme song for Arkady Patel. It's called 'Halfway to Hell' by Eliot Sumner and not only is it an awesome song that would totally fit with Arkady's vibe, but the lyrics also match perfectly. For example: 'I made some calculations I had to break the law' and 'We're in this together It's us against the world We all need an accomplice' So yeah: Arkady is what first comes to mind

Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers

The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.

A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green……………….Lime Orange …………..Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!

And as always, if you see something, say “something.” That’s the code word to call a special raid on a neighbor or stranger.