Joke: Little Kids And Lifesavers
The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
A Teacher Gave the kids in the classroom Fruit Flavored Lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red…………………Cherry Yellow…………….Lemon Green……………….Lime Orange …………..Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’ One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
Dr. Alana Maxwell
“And I build pretty awesome battle drones on the weekends.”
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I would recommend listening to The Strange Case of Starship Iris, which is a sci-fi podcast set in space, kinda like Inkwyrm. I also really like Under Pressure, Station to Station, The Amelia Project, Raising the Dead Again and Aquamarianas :)
Hey there everybody! I’ve got a bit of a dilemma maybe you all could help me with. You see, I’m running out of podcasts. For some context, I work at a pretty classy restaurant doing janitorial and laundry stuff. Which means, starting at the ass-crack of dawn, I’m running around this place cleaning, doing laundry, folding linens, you get the picture. Since I’m basically alone most of it and due my various mental things making both silence and large amounts of kitchen clamor (the laundry room is attached to it) bug/distract the fuck out of me, I have headphones in for most of it. And since my shifts are typically about 8 hours long, I can grind through whatever I’m listening to at a pretty impressive rate.
Which brings us to the problem at hand: My podcast collection is beginning to dwindle. Which is why I need you all’s help. Any recommendations? I for the most part prefer fictional stuff, but certain non-fiction things (MBMBAM, The Flophouse, Lore, ect.) have peaked my interest in the past too, so who knows.
Things I’ve caught up on:
The Penumbra Podcast
Eos 10
Wooden Overcoats
The Adventure Zone
Inkwyrm
Cthulhu and Friends
Alice Isn’t Dead
Welcome to Night Vale
The Orbiting Human Circus (SEASON 2 WHEN?! YOU’RE KILLIN US JULIEN!)
Things I’m currently listening too:
Hello From the Magic Tavern
Kings Falls AM
Supervillain Corner
Wolf 359
Kakos Industries
The Black Tapes (Not really at work though. Something about this one in particular gives me the willies and the place I work at is already haunted, so I don’t listen to this one much while I’m there.)
Drunks and Dragons (very slowly)
Critical Role (I watch this one. The podcast version is great, but I can’t miss out on all the great visual reactions the actors give.)
Lore ( Just started on this one. Not sure about it yet, but I do love me some folklore/mythology.)
Yeah on We Heart It.
And as always, if you see something, say “something.” That’s the code word to call a special raid on a neighbor or stranger.
WTNV #29: Subway
Juno Steel in 2A?
well that’s just rude
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