What If Jon Found Out About Georgie And Melanie A Really Horrible Way?

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

Basically.

finnish person: *trips and falls over, gets a concussion, breaks 3 teeth and 46 bones* finnish person: this is so embarrassing i hope nobody saw me 

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Victor Frankenstein: I have made a Monster.

Everyone: You fucked up a perfectly good corpse is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

I walked into a lab one time, feeling like I was on deaths door, and the TA took one look at me said “As long as that’s not a hangover, I’ll cover for you.”

I said “Believe me I WISH this was a hangover” he marked me present and I immediately went home and slept for 2 days.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

To follow up, here are some that I started and never finished.

This is not to say that I wouldn’t give them another shot, but they just didn’t pull me in yknow

- I am in Eskew

- the Penumbra Podcast

- woe.begone

- archive 81

- Unwell

- Mabel

- antiquarium of sinister happenings

- Redwood Bureau (I did LOVE the first couple of episodes)

-stellar firma

- Death by Dying (Loved it at the start, lost steam for it and will revisit)

-Nowhere, on Air

- the storage papers

- Camp Here and There

- Malevolent

Some fiction podcasts I have listened to and enjoyed:

- The Magnus Archives (they really started it all for me)

- The Silt Verses(the loves of my life, I could ramble all day about my undying love for this pod)

- Wolf 359 (platonic love to the max my dudes)

- Midnight Burger

- The White Vault (🦷)

- Hello from the Hallowoods

- Secret of St. Kilda (Maebh de Brun the woman you are)

- VAST Horizon

- Fathom/Derelict

- The Unpredicted Party

- Trice forgotten

- the No Sleep Podcast

- Old Gods of Appalachia

- Tower 4

- Darkest Night (I’ve never been so simultaneously horrified and also unable to stop listening)

- Borrasca (a classic No Sleep Reddit post with Cole Sprouse as the mc?!?)

- Red Valley

- Bridgewater

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

caspar: what is that music?

leif: i'm teaching peter to breakdance.

caspar: y- you're teaching the robot to breakdance while i'm telling you about my problems?

leif: i'm also trying to hack into norad while you're telling me about your problems. i can multitask!

adhd king