Do It, Conan-kun!

John: Y'know? I just had a really gay thought right now.

Alex: All of your thoughts are gay, John. You’re gay.

John: No, but it was a reeeaaally gay thought.

Alex: Okay, what is it?

John, suddenly singing: ‘I’m gonna take my boyfriend to the old bedroom and ride him 'till I can’t no more I gOT THE LUBE IN THE BACK-’

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One taught me love

One taught me patience

One taught me pain

Let me take the first step. ↳ RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON (2021) dir. Don Hall, Carlos López Estrada

i nearly spat out my tea

Cookies

Hamilton: so I can either bake this cookies at 40 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Laurens: aLEX nO tHAT’S nOT hOW yOU bAKE cOOKIES!

Hamilton: Floor it?

Laurens: aLEX NO!

Hamilton: how about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second ?!

Laurens: aLEX YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Hamilton: IM GONNA HARVEST THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Laurens: aLEX nO!

Petition for the Toshi x Dave ship name to be Toshield!

No.6 - Tokyo Ghoul -  Parasyte: The Maxim  - Owari no Seraph Openings 

Billy looks like shit. Like, he really looks like he’s been fucking through it. Steve watches him breathe, holds his hand until he cracks his eyes open.

‘You look like shit.’

It’s the first thing Billy says. Steve laughs, a little hysterical. Grips his hand. 

‘So do you, asshole.’

Billy smiles, just a little, then winces. ‘Yeah. Been a rough week.’

‘I got held captive by Russians,’ Steve offers, and Billy rubs his thumb over the back of his hand.

‘Sounds like fun.’

‘Yeah, super fun. They’ve got good drugs, Billy. Real good drugs. Oh? And I won a fight?’

Billy laughs, a little chuckle that soothes all the hurt in Steve’s exhausted, battered body. ‘That’s real good, baby. Wish I coulda seen it.’

‘Yeah,’ Steve says, squeezes Billy’s hand, wraps the fingers of his free hand around his wrist just to feel his heart beat. It was real touch and go, for a while. Real touch and go. ‘Nothing compared to you, but I’m pretty proud of myself.’

‘I didn’t do anything,’ Billy says, quiet.

‘Bullshit. Bullshit. Max told me everything. El. El told me everything. I saw it.’

‘Steve-’ 

‘Shut up,’ Steve says, ‘just shut the fuck up. You did it. You did. And i’m gonna sit right here and keep saying it until you believe me, asshole.’

Billy tugs on his hand, tries to shift over on the bed a little. Steve’s so fucking scared, still, the feeling still cutting through him. Can’t stop seeing Billy on that that floor. Can’t stop seeing him hold the monster off, all on his own. 

‘C’mere,’ Billy says, ‘come up here.’

Steve gets up and tucks himself next to Billy, gentle as he can, careful of the tubes and wires. ‘Scared the hell out of me, Billy.’

‘Sorry,’ Billy says, ‘I’m sorry.’

‘Quit that shit. Don’t apologize to me. You’re here. We made it. You did it.’

‘Had help,’ Billy says, tucking his face into Steve’s hair. ‘I’m. I’m glad I’m here. I didn’t think I would be. I’m. I’m glad.’

Steve lets out a shaky breath, gently lays his arm over Billy’s belly, careful of the bandages. ‘Me too, Billy. Me fucking too.’