So They Just Ram There Teeth Into Me, Hug Me, And Run Away?

Fall from the heights you may have come from.

Love the image, but I like the idea better if it only happens when he’s not being the billionaire playboy

If My Adventures with Superman is going to keep trying to flex their anime influence, they gotta make Bruce Wayne look like Rob Pattinson mixed with Tatsu from Way of the Househusband

YES

ABSOLUTELY

A werewolf who works in their local national park bcos they feel like it's their territory who gets really mad about littering by day and single handedly keeps the deer population at a manageable level by night

I thought Stan was going to tell him how to bully them with kys too.

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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nowhere else

Had a good chuckle at this one

Jammer: what were you thinkin?

Evan: cum :/

I think the last option makes the most sense, but personally I think it’s that the planet that was destroyed was the lantern’s jurisdiction and he died before being able to tell the rest of Oa. They might be on their way, but most likely it would take some time, given that the conquering the the planets is very recent, still nothing yet, but soon.

That might also be true for the hawk people, with them most likely escaping since we saw they had times to make carving of the event and are also probably on their way.

Also I think that computer was the most life given the fact that he could cry.

I don't know a ton about the Green Lanterns. I know some but not nearly as much as other areas of the DCU. I hope that someone who does know them well enough can help me figure this out.

So the GL corps sent a Lantern to stop Brainiac's invasion and Brainiac made Kara kill it and turn the last remnants of it's consciousness into a hologram copy.

But the ring still works for the hologram copy? How does that work? I thought they were powered up by the wearer's strong will. How can he have enough of a will to make the ring work if he's just an echo of what he once was? Is there a precedence for something like that in the comics?

The Lantern corps would have sent more Lanterns if one of them were killed on their mission right? But if Kara had wiped them all out wouldn't Oa be on her list on conquered planets?

Or do you think there ARE more Green lanterns on the way? That they're currently just strategizing a way to beat Kara and Brainiac's Empire.

Or do you think Brainiac is allowing the holographic copy to have just enough will to use the ring and send messages back to Oa to tell them, the situation is being handled, don't send anyone else, until Brainiac is ready to lure more out.

The beast hungers, but I’m fine with my cheese fries.

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

This is amazing

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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I like the fact that all of them have good based names, and then there’s Oscar.

sometimes i think about if i ever gave mochi and lime & co actual real names