Posessed-by-a-unicorn - My Respective Thoughts (and Other Shit)

by PhantomEllie

Alt universe roadman AU! Set in England. Stede and Ed are roadmen, a glimpse into their life! Stede sells weed after being kicked out of his parents house for being gay, him and Ed have been dating for 4 (year 9 innit fam) Excessive use of roadman/British slag, sorry people who aren’t British.

This is a podfic recording of this ingenious fic.

Words: 9, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Podfics that Need Not Exist

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, “Calico” Jack Rackham, Oluwande Boodhari

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, McDonald’s, Slang, British Slang, British Comedy, Alternate Universe - British, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Stabbing, Weed, Vaping, Recreational Drug Use, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, British, Crime Scenes, Teen Angst, Alternate Universe - Teenagers, Idiots in Love, Kissing, Making Out

Regulus:*standing in front of a mirror* I love you

Regulus: Oh and I love you

Regulus: I love you by the way

Regulus: I love you so much please never leave me

Regulus: This is so hard, why can't I just say it

James:*walking into the room* say what babe?

Regulus:*not fully focused* I love you

James: awwww love you too babe, now what were you struggling to say?

alernatively

Sirius:*standing in front of a mirror* I love you

Sirius: Oh and I love you

Sirius: I love you by the way

Sirius: I love you so much please never leave me

Remus:*walking into the room* Sirius we all know you love yourself, you don't need to announce it constantly as well

finally got around to coloring some valentine’s day sketches 💞

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

Apparently some people couldn't access the Neurodivergent Insights website on a recent post, so here's the graphs for those interested.

Neurodivergent Insights

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

OMG i didn’t know things like this were possible

But honestly… I’m in love!!

die wilden hühner: torte x willi (inspired by this amazing fic by @theuncannybalth) source: x x x x x 

OK, so it's like this:

Jim Jiminez, our lord and savior the canonically nonbinary pirate.

Izzy Hands -> Trans man

Edward Teach? Bigender boy/girl.

Stede Bonnet? Something is happening to that alleged-cisman's gender. No one knows what, especially not Stede.

Spanish Jackie -> Trans woman