OK, So It's Like This:

good things snape did:

- ship wolfstar

- kill dumbledore

- die

extremely terrifying and topical doctor who episode where the nestene consciousness begins controlling all humans through the microplastics in our blood

i think my fav german idioms are “es zieht wie hechtsuppe”, “da brat mir einer nen storch!”, “holla die waldfee”, “perlen vor die säue”. most of them are untranslateable but i’ll try.

es zieht wie hechtsuppe = literally: It drafts like pickerel soup. Meaning: There is a strong draft in this place. Ex. “Close the window, es zieht wie Hechtsuppe in here!”

da brat mir einer nen storch! = literally: Someone should roast a stork for me now! Meaning: That’s incredibly surprising. Ex. “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt split up? Da brat mir doch einer ‘nen Storch!”

holla die waldfee = literally: Wowsie the forest fairy. Meaning: That’s surprising and slightly unbelievable. Ex. “You managed to drink one liter of gasoline? Holla die Waldfee.”

perlen vor die säue = literally: pearls in front of the sows. Meaning: something is wasted on people who can’t appreciate it. Ex. “No wonder the Kingergarteners didn’t appreciate your brilliant lecture on Nietzsche’s morality. Da hast du Perlen vor die Säue geworfen.”

that’s just all. so nonsensical when you stop to think about it… they all have linguistic explanations (hechtsuppe comes from a yiddish word, for example) but they’re just… hilariously dadaistic. (and perlen vor die säue is just too cool)

jk rowling: look at all these canon straight couples i made!

literally everyone:

Thirteen in ‘The Witchfinders’

I know because we’re all the same. We want certainty, security, to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that’s not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don’t understand.

Movie Idea:

A French and a German guy are in love but when they want to greet each other the German sticks his hand out for a handshake and the French guy leans in for cheek kisses.

So the French guy leans in and the German sticks his hand out and accidentally rams it in the French guys stomach.

Then the German guy is super embarrassed because he fucking decked the love of his life so he decides to give the French guy those cheek kissed next time.

At the same time the French guy is also super embarrassed so he decides to go for a handshake next time.

They meet again and what happens? The German guy leans in for kisses, the French guy sticks his hand out for a handshakes and fucking rams his hand into the Germans stomach.

Next time they meet it's really awkward so they just kiss each other on the lips.

malala being the icon that she is 😭

i think it should be tradition now that in every finale battle the doctor is rescued by the strong arms of a dyke and comforted by the power of lesbianism i think it feels right and correct

doctor who + retro vinyl covers

[ series 1: world war three by the aliens of london // series 3: the sound of drums by smith and jones // series 4: partners in crime by citizen of the earth // series 5: the myth of pandora by amelia // series 8/9: one hell of a bird by the magicians apprentice // series 10: world enough and time by the lie of the land ]

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