Merlin: I never know whether I should use ‘farther’ or ‘further’
Leon: ‘farther’ is for physical distance and ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance
Morgana: And ‘father’ is for Emotional distance.
Gwen: morgana nO-
Arthur: no, no she’s got a point.
making jegulus fanart is switching between the taylor swift playlist and the lana del rey one depending on which idiot you’re drawing
barry crouch jr in goblet of fire impersonating mad-eye except he immediately tells harry exactly who he is and what voldemort and peter have instructed him to do and helps harry prepare to defeat the dark lord because
“your dad dated my best friend when we were in hogwarts”
“my mother was your best friend?”
“no, not lily. someone else before her. he did a lot of things wrong. but in the end it wasn’t too late for him to be brave. and it’s not too late for me too”
i am unrealistic and gay
Schwul????
Natürlich. Immer doch.
by PhantomEllie
Alt universe roadman AU! Set in England. Stede and Ed are roadmen, a glimpse into their life! Stede sells weed after being kicked out of his parents house for being gay, him and Ed have been dating for 4 (year 9 innit fam) Excessive use of roadman/British slag, sorry people who aren’t British.
This is a podfic recording of this ingenious fic.
Words: 9, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Podfics that Need Not Exist
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, “Calico” Jack Rackham, Oluwande Boodhari
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, McDonald’s, Slang, British Slang, British Comedy, Alternate Universe - British, Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Stabbing, Weed, Vaping, Recreational Drug Use, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, British, Crime Scenes, Teen Angst, Alternate Universe - Teenagers, Idiots in Love, Kissing, Making Out
still making my way through rtd's non-doctor-who work. currently at mine all mine which is from 2004. one character says to another character "you should meet ianto." i (not welsh) (never been to wales) (only know like one welsh person) am like "oh ha ha like ianto from torchwood?" and then immediately shut that down like "ianto is probably a very common welsh name, the fact that my mind immediately goes to ianto from torchwood is just a sign of my ignorance/lack of interaction with welsh people." character shows up to meet ianto.
[image description: a screenshot from the tv show mine all mine. it depicts two young men standing next to each other in a club. one of them is played by gareth-david lloyd. end image description.]
it's ianto from torchwood.
Good Omens + Hozier
Apparently some people couldn't access the Neurodivergent Insights website on a recent post, so here's the graphs for those interested.
Neurodivergent Insights
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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