Simon Had More Chemistry With Wilhem’s Sweater Than With Marcus

At this point I think some fantasy author should just bite the bullet and write a novel where a teenager protagonist lives as a secret magic-user in our world and tries to master their skills in a magic school, but it is explicitly not an English or American protagonist, and the more they start to understand the world they live in, they more they realise that globally magic practicioners are being heavily scrutinisied and supressed by an anglo-american hegemony, which was established during England’s imperial years and has survived to this day as the “global magical hegemony” where England has an unfair advantage over all others because they stole almost all powerful magical artefacts and now refuse to give them back.

And as the protagonist gets more involved in the ways magic outside of anglo-saxon cultural sphere is being supressed, the more the reader will realise that we are referencing Harry Potter here. People will talk about “That English school” where most hegemony enforcers are alumni from. People will share urban legends that they still allow segrecation and slavery in England, and no one will believe them “because come one, we live in the 21st century” but that one character who worked with the English keeps unnervingly quiet. And there are references to a dangerous high-level enforcer with green eyes who is also a war veteran, who isn’t an evil guy, but from the point of view of the story is very much an antagonist.

And the world is built in such a way that it slots seamlessly into Rowling’s canon, but at the same time not a single Harry Potter related thing is actually named. And obviously there should be a lot of friction regarding the fact that a lot of magic traditions around the world are built around the assumption that Gender-noncomformity and crossdressing and gender-identities outside from the “mundane” two sex system are signs of magical identity, expect for the Anglo-saxon hegemony which very agressively will stamp down on those traditions.

And now that I’m stream-of-consciousness writing all this down, I realise that the story should obviously climax with a heist, where a group misfits try to break into the hidden magical floor of the British Museum and steal back some artefacts.

And the story should be an anthology between several different writers from different countries, all disillusioned HP fans.

Ich habe so oft diese kurzen Filme gesehen und wollte das jetzt mal selbst ausprobieren haha🫣😂 ich hoffe, dass es ganz in Ordnung ist

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

Eukaryotic cell gang!! We love women in STEM.

The organelles of the cells have been translated into human anatomy, so the nucleus is the brain, the vacuole function as the lungs, and the mitochondria is the heart since it’s the… you already know, I don’t have to say it ;)

happy year here’s my first unnecessarily niche joke of 2023

LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

I know unrealistisch, aber funny. Also:

Hab ja heute Das fleißige Lieschen nochmal geschaut und im Krankenhaus wird Adam ja von ner Krankenschwester gefragt, ob der 'nette, junge Mann', der immer seinen Vater besuchen kommt denn sein Bruder sei und Adam antwortet ja einfach schnell mit "Ja", ums hinter sich zu bringen.

So. Die Szene, die wir alle wollen: Adam völlig fertig an Leos Krankenbett. Jetzt mal GANZ kitschig und übertrieben weitergesponnen. Leo wacht auf, Adam ist erleichtert, sie reden und (unrealistic but serving the plot) sie gestehen sich ihre Gefühle und küssen sich.

Entry: die Krankenschwester. Sie sieht wie Adam seinen 'Bruder' küsst und schleicht sich ganz langsam wieder zur Tür raus, sodass die zwei sie nicht bemerken. Draußen steht sie dann und starrt ins Nichts.

"Ich hab nichts gesehen."

Bonus points (and quoting my bestie): Sie ist vor Jahren zugezogen. "Das ist das Saarland, das ist normal."

Omg omg omg can‘t wait

HÜHNER NEWS HÜHNER NEWS

CF meinte grade auf instagram, dass sie und Gesa beschlossen haben, aus dem Filmprojekt "DWH mit 30" eine sechsteilige Fernsehserie zu machen, um jedem Charakter genug Raum/Aufmerksamkeit zu geben.

idk if you’re still accepting requests but if you are,, i literally cannot stop thinking about the mailee drawing you did for valentine’s day and i would love to see more mailee in your style 🥺💕

a pair of mailees for the soul 🖤💖