I’ve Been Laughing At This For Ten Minutes 

I always thought she had good chemistry with Sam.  Loved their scenes.  So I sort of shipped them.  In an angry!sexualtension! kind of way.

Okay so there are a lot of ships in the Supernatural fandom…

…I could go on… ;D

But I was wondering, are there any ships for our precious Rowena?  If so who is she paired with?! 

Here is how to get astarion approval so high he will proposition you before the tieflings party. No evil choices, just some chaos. The score you want is 40.

Not all of these are necessary btw, if you di all of this you'll get over 40. Avoid what sounds too evil and check that you're getting up to 40. Also remember that for the party romance you actually only need 20.

- When Lae'zel is in the cage, talk to her before releasing her and ask her to say "please"

- Attacking the thieves at the ruined temple

- When Shadowheart mention needing a cure (at camp) make sure to choose the option about being cautious

- When you meet with Zevlor, refuse to help saying you have your own problems. (you can help anyway, don't worry)

- When Lae'zel meets the tiefling and ask him to bow, go along with her at least once, then you can stop her and apologise to the poor man

- When you meet Wyll, you can talk with the guy training the children. Tell the children that they will all die

- After saving Arabella, tell the druid woman that you just wanted to see what would happen

- When you meet Auntie Ethel at the refugees' camp, let her fuss over you and then tell her about the tadpoles

- You know the kid with the magic ring trick? Pocket that ring

- When you meet the two siblings mourning their dying brother, Astarion will approve of you send them to face the owlbear (but I never choose this, because it makes me sad). But I think the big approval comes in the dialogue just next, where you can say that using the tadpole seems like a great idea

- At the blighted village, when the goblin spots you, you will get approval if you attack them back

- Say boooo to Volo

- Open the door where the sexy moans are happening

- At the entrance of the goblin camp, if you can, thow shit at the guard

- There's a goblin that will ask you to kneel and kiss his foot. Uno reverse it, and intimidate him

- Let the cleric at the goblin whip you

- After you free the owlbear, pet them at camp

- Get the necromancy of thay, and the amethyst that fits in it and give it to Astarion

- Recruit Karlach with him in the party

- Killing the monster Hunter will also shoot up your approval of TEN POINTS. I usually never kill him, but if you're close to the party and you really want to get to 40, this is also an option

- When you meet Raphael, agree with Astarion that you should not trust him

- If you decide to do auntie ethel too, make sure to convince her to free Maryna and get the deal at the same time

Now, I think the majority of approval will come with how you talk with him at camp.

- Go along with his dialogue about killing you if there's any tentacle showing. Just play along, don't shut him down

- Go along with the "whose blood would you drink" dialogue. Your answer doesn't really matter as long as you don't shut him down

- When he bites you, of course, offer to give him your blood

- During the mirror dialogue (sometimes it happens pre-sleeping together) you can insult him a bit (you're not aging gracefully), but at the second reply reassure him. The last reply is fine for all the lines and they seem to all get approval, as long as you don't just leave.

In general this is usually all I need to get to 40, which is pretty high. In my last playthrough I managed to also get to 40 without doing many of these.

But as I said, you only need 20. Just remember that he likes being petty and asserting dominance over others, he loves the tadpole, he is cautious, he's a little silly and chaotic, he's selfish, he likes joking and talking so don't shut him down.

Just remember that he's much more explicit about sex being an exchange if you get the proposition before the party, and you end up missing the scene of the party. Up to you! If you see that he's at 40 he will proposition the moment you talk to him, so if you accidentally got his approval too high and want to see both scenes you can technically kill the goblin leaders and free halsin, talk to him, then when you sleep you get directly to the party where you will have the party scene too.

This was not okay.

goodbye, my lover goodbye, my friend

I hate to admit that the Daniel/Emily scenes kinda made me ship them again

THANK YOU. Honestly how many love interests does she need?

Is this new cop guy for real tho? Like no fuck off

First season: Winter is coming

Me: When will it arrive?

Second season: Winter is coming

Me: Yeah but when?

Third season: Winter is coming

Me: Isn't it a bit late?

Fourth season: Winter is coming

Me: Yeah whatever...

Fifth season ep. 1-7: Winter is coming

Me: What if I want it now?

Fifth season ep. 8: Winter has come

Me: TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT FUCKING BACK! I DON'T WANT IT, I DON'T NEED IT!

Truth

Reaction to every single Tumblr change:

I will sob miserable, miserable tears.  But this is what I'm praying for as well.

If Daniel dies I only ask for two things: 

1. Emily is there, she tries to save him. They finally apologize and forgive each other as an ‘atonement’. 

2. We get a flashback where Emily and Daniel met as children and hit it off really well, but then David and Victoria called them apart. 

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

When you are deep in the brainrot and start doing research to make the fics more accurate 😂👌 That diffuser appeared in the wild when I went shopping to buy things I need such as food. Like the universe is against me putting him out of my head.