A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.
Come on, get up.
Stop lying about.
Mistook you for a corpse.
If I must.
Why? They'll only fall again.
I'm carrying these people.
Can't we leave them there?
The crows will be disappointed.
Useless.
A waste of flesh.
Move!
The dirt nap comes later.
Can't you do anything?
You useless little...
Just try to survive.
Are you even trying?
Dying, are you? Typical.
Stop whining.
Remember who saved you.
They can't even die efficiently.
Of course they need help.
What did I do to deserve this?
Why am I not surprised?
Yes yes, I'll save you.
Must I?
Not the time!
Hardly a good time.
Get up, damn it!
Up, damn it!
On your feet.
Up. Now!
I swear...
You'd be dead without me.
Get back in the fight.
You can die later.
Die on your own time.
You're wasting my time.
Get up and kill something!
Let's try to survive, hmm?
Of course you need help.
Of course they fell.
Naturally they fell.
Rest when you're dead.
Does this look like camp to you?
All right, I'm coming.
Coming, coming.
What a mess.
Me to the rescue...
Salvation is here.
Your saviour is here.
I've got you.
Need a hand?
Where would you be without me?
It's not your day, is it?
Tripped, did you?
Let's clean this up.
Bad place for a nap.
Neither the time nor the place.
Get back to killing.
We're not done yet.
Need a hand?
You're not dying today.
Did I say you could die?
I'm not killing them all myself.
Hold on, I'm coming.
Not your best moment.
Be there in a moment.
Help is here.
We need you alive.
Hardly the time, dear.
Really, darling?
People need killing, darling.
Don't worry, I've got you.
It's all right, I'm here.
Just a moment...
Death doesn't become you.
Don't worry, I'm here.
Stay strong, darling.
You're not going down.
Tsk tsk. Really, darling?
You're too pretty to die.
Let's get you up, dear.
There's life in you yet.
I forbid you from dying.
The cavalry is here.
Don't worry, I'm here.
Don't just stand there - get me up!
Help me!
What are you staring at?
This doesn't feel right.
What are you waiting for? Help me!
This is all your fault.
Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.
You can do this. Get up - get up!
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OH GOD IT ENDED HEARTWARMING AND HAPPY THEY ARE GOING TO FUCK US OVER SO SO SO HARD IN THE NEXT HOUR.
Not to mention the big “reveal” about Ashi from Aku is probably just going to be that if Jack goes back in time and defeats him, Ashi won’t exist. I mean, that far down the time stream none of his friends may exist.
Jack and Ashi wasn’t forced, you realize that jack has to get to the past still and in order to get to the past he has to leave Ashi, this makes the finale even more high staked because Jack doesn’t want to lose the only thing he loved about that world yet he wants to go back to the people he loved in his time.
Let Jack be happy with Ashi for the time he has left with her you negative nancys
write a story about a time your oc got in trouble
write a story about a time your oc got way drunker than they should have (or had too much skooma, sleeping tree sap, etc)
write a story about a happy childhood memory
write a story about a sad childhood memory
write a story about a time your oc got injured or sick
write a story that your oc loves to tell people
write a story about a promise your oc made
write a story about a time your oc lost something — or someone
write a story about a small moment that meant everything
write a story about making a friend
write a story about family
write a story about home
write a story about a mentor
write a story about your oc and a child they love
write a story about a pet
write a story about a crush
write the story of your oc's first kiss
write a story about your oc's faith (or lack thereof)
write a story about a failure
write a story about a success
write a story about something with sentimental value to your oc
write a story about a party
write a story about a lie
write a story about a confession
write a story about a competition
To all the fans still bitching about how much they “hate Dean/Amara and wish the writers would just stop,” ARE YOU ACTUALLY WATCHING THE DAMN SHOW? You aren’t SUPPOSED to support Amara being with Dean! She’s the antagonist exerting mind-control powers over one of the main cast heroes and you AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LIKE HER.
This isn’t about showing how straight Dean is or how much the writers are “just trying to piss off the Destiel shippers!” Cripes. Do you really think the show is going to make Dean/Amara an endgame or something? It’s ridiculous that the show had to spell out what Amara is doing to Dean this expressly (although I loved the scene. Jensen and Jared did great) even after the previous discussions.
So just to recap for the morons still whining even after this latest episode: It’s. Not. Love. It’s. Fucked. Up. That’s. The. Point.
Good? Good. Rant over.
Omg it's canon
daniel: are you schizophrenic louis?
louis:
dreamstat in the corner: say no mon cher
louis: no :)
Okay so I’ve been hooked by both new female characters, I’m just saying. That’s a good sign, right?
based of this twitter post lol
you know, between two people? not just a single quote? yeah. that.
– “Can you stand?” “I can try.”
– “They don’t scold. They don’t have to. If they look at you a certain way, you know you’re being scolded.” “Ah. So I’m definitely going to be scolded, then.”
– “Do they always follow what you say?” “No, actually. Almost never.”
– “Do you remember that conversation?” “I remember you saying you would explain. How much did you?”
– “I shouldn’t be here.” “Well, you are, and don’t think of leaving.”
– “You sound a bit like them, actually.” “Is that a compliment or an insult?”
– “Oh, so you aren’t looking forward to meeting them.” “I can’t think of many people who actually are.”
– “Look, I appreciate your hospitality, but I can’t stay-” “Yes, you can. Now sit down before you fall over.”
– “You keep being irresponsible and not taking care of yourself, of course I’m upset!” “I only collapsed on you the one time. The other times were only almost.”
– “If you’re not going to take what I say seriously, I’m going to tie you up and take you home.” “Good luck with that.”
– “Somehow you must not have heard all the bad things said about me.” “I’ve heard them all twice. But I’ll make my own judgments.”
– “They clearly want you dead.” “We knew that already.”
– “I don’t know why you expected anything else from me.” “I never expected much of anything. If you hadn’t turned out to be so clever, I might have given up on you years ago.”
– ”You’ll never have me by your side.” “I will, one way or another, no matter how long it takes. I will have you.”
– “You don’t know how dangerous they are.” “They don’t know how dangerous I am, either.”
– “Don’t try to talk. Save your strength.” “There’s not much to save.”
– “You don’t have to be alright.” “I have to get through the rest of this, though.”
– “You’re hurt.” “No! I’m okay! Really, I’m okay!”
– “Do you, uh, want me to come with you?” “You’re part of the team. We want you with us.”
– “Maybe we should hold hands. That way you won’t fall down any holes.” “More like if I fall down I’ll take you with me.”
– “What is it?” “Something’s wrong. I don’t know what. I just feel it.”
– “I can walk fine on my own.” “Yes, but I want to be close you. You know, as friends.”
– “Were you worried that I was dead?” “Of course not.”
– “Well this is not what I expected to happen.” “What did you expect?”
– “I had a bad feeling. Was I right?” “Depends on what you mean by bad.”
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