So Damn Accurate.

Dumb Evil Bitch #234 didn’t listen to Frozone

DON’T MONOLOGUE.

SPN Season 12 (spoilers)

20 minutes in and we’ve had an impala backseat joke. Bring on Mary Winchester.

#will is just like #i fucked with him once #aint trying that shit again

It’s gonna be a super bummer if this baby actually is born evil. Like just suck city.

SPN 12x19

OH GOD it’s 13 Reasons Why all over again.

Truth

Reaction to every single Tumblr change:

Spoilers: RIP

RIP Daniel Grayson, who went out being a hero.

Revenge

Kinda shipping Emily en Daniel and I don’t even feel bad about

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!

Are you effing serious?

Dean gets the curse and it turns into Amara?  And that’s how Sam is going to figure out about the “bond?”

I can FEEL the rage of the Destiel shippers.  FEEL IT.

YES. This is exactly my headcanon. Like they would both be super "WTF you can make babies like this????"

Well fed vampires LMAO. Between Tav and all the baddies he's primed and ready.

Speaking of vamp babies, I've seen some be like, "Oh, don't do that. He'd be a horrible father."

But like... Bold of you to assume that that child wouldn't be a Surprise! baby. Because, like. My Tav would assume he's shooting blanks and I feel like Astarion would also assume he's shooting blanks.

“There’s a fire burning in my bones.”