Orphan Black

I'm praying that she just rebuffs him at every turn.  I've never been less interested in one of her potential love interests.  He and Louise should hang out.

Revenge season 4 episode 9 promo

Why the hell is Ben on a date with Emily?

Dumb Evil Bitch #234 didn’t listen to Frozone

DON’T MONOLOGUE.

SPN Season 12 (spoilers)

20 minutes in and we’ve had an impala backseat joke. Bring on Mary Winchester.

Couple of things:

ONE: She did not kiss him to not look stupid.  Looked more to me like she changed her mind or something.

TWO: DEAN is not taking a page out of anyone’s book.  What part of fucking mind control is so difficult for people to grasp?  Did you miss the part where he pushed her away?  Did you miss the part where he tried to kill her?  Did you miss the part where he said it wasn’t going to happen?

Dean does not WANT this bond or connection to Amara.  Can people not shit on him for having to fight it and not always succeeding?

Dean & Amara "Kiss"

So I didn’t really see anyone mention it but doesn’t anybody find it creepy that Amara tried to suck Dean’s SOUL before she kissed him but when it didn’t work she kissed him to not look stupid, and can we talk about Dean? Like what the fucking is wrong with you sir? Did you take a page out of Sam’s book during season 4/5 and trying to get it on with the enemy, like dude. If we are going to force a heterosexual relationship on Dean can we please at least make it a good functioning one, like I get it, it’s Supernatural there’s going to be a lot of angst but c'mon that shit ain’t healthy dude.

Then Amara with her bullshit that we’re bonded and stuff like just because she was the Mark and he bared it, like so what, I got stabbed by this girl in 5th grade with her pencil and the led is stuck in me, but you don’t see me trying to become one with the pencil.

Plus the comparisons trying to be made to Dean/Castiel is invalidating everything, this ain’t Oprah. You just can’t be giving out bonds, like you get a bond, you get a bond, everybody gets a bond.

Concern

When you have so little free time already, and one of your favorite fanfic authors, who has already sucked you into so many other fandoms/ships, starts posting and bookmarking yet another fandom:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Westeros? Brienne of Tarth. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an [sinister pause] 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

Jaime Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)

I’m still just really happy Dean didn’t leave it at him needing Sam but is finally confident enough in his brother’s love to say that Sam needs him, too. Took him a while to get there.

“so what’s that show supernatural about, anyway?”

Regarding Dean

Cannot even fathom the explosion of fics from the top ships in Supernatural coming from 12x11. Like I genuinely fear for AO3 and Tumblr's servers.

writing prompts! actual dialogue edition

you know, between two people? not just a single quote? yeah. that.

– “Can you stand?” “I can try.”

– “They don’t scold. They don’t have to. If they look at you a certain way, you know you’re being scolded.” “Ah. So I’m definitely going to be scolded, then.”

– “Do they always follow what you say?” “No, actually. Almost never.”

– “Do you remember that conversation?” “I remember you saying you would explain. How much did you?”

– “I shouldn’t be here.” “Well, you are, and don’t think of leaving.”

– “You sound a bit like them, actually.” “Is that a compliment or an insult?”

– “Oh, so you aren’t looking forward to meeting them.” “I can’t think of many people who actually are.”

– “Look, I appreciate your hospitality, but I can’t stay-” “Yes, you can. Now sit down before you fall over.”

– “You keep being irresponsible and not taking care of yourself, of course I’m upset!” “I only collapsed on you the one time. The other times were only almost.”

– “If you’re not going to take what I say seriously, I’m going to tie you up and take you home.” “Good luck with that.”

– “Somehow you must not have heard all the bad things said about me.” “I’ve heard them all twice. But I’ll make my own judgments.”

– “They clearly want you dead.” “We knew that already.”

– “I don’t know why you expected anything else from me.” “I never expected much of anything. If you hadn’t turned out to be so clever, I might have given up on you years ago.”

– ”You’ll never have me by your side.” “I will, one way or another, no matter how long it takes. I will have you.”

– “You don’t know how dangerous they are.” “They don’t know how dangerous I am, either.”

– “Don’t try to talk. Save your strength.” “There’s not much to save.”

– “You don’t have to be alright.” “I have to get through the rest of this, though.”

– “You’re hurt.” “No! I’m okay! Really, I’m okay!”

– “Do you, uh, want me to come with you?” “You’re part of the team. We want you with us.”

– “Maybe we should hold hands. That way you won’t fall down any holes.” “More like if I fall down I’ll take you with me.”

– “What is it?” “Something’s wrong. I don’t know what. I just feel it.”

– “I can walk fine on my own.” “Yes, but I want to be close you. You know, as friends.”

– “Were you worried that I was dead?” “Of course not.”

– “Well this is not what I expected to happen.” “What did you expect?”

– “I had a bad feeling. Was I right?” “Depends on what you mean by bad.”

Why not? We all are.

Astarion Voicelines: Reviving/Dying

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's reviving (AKA, using the "help" action) on a downed character or being downed himself.

Reviving (Negative Approval)

Come on, get up.

Stop lying about.

Mistook you for a corpse.

If I must.

Why? They'll only fall again.

I'm carrying these people.

Can't we leave them there?

The crows will be disappointed.

Useless.

A waste of flesh.

Move!

The dirt nap comes later.

Can't you do anything?

You useless little...

Just try to survive.

Are you even trying?

Dying, are you? Typical.

Stop whining.

Remember who saved you.

They can't even die efficiently.

Of course they need help.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why am I not surprised?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Must I?

Reviving (Neutral Approval)

Not the time!

Hardly a good time.

Get up, damn it!

Up, damn it!

On your feet.

Up. Now!

I swear...

You'd be dead without me.

Get back in the fight.

You can die later.

Die on your own time.

You're wasting my time.

Get up and kill something!

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Of course you need help.

Of course they fell.

Naturally they fell.

Rest when you're dead.

Does this look like camp to you?

Reviving (Positive Approval)

All right, I'm coming.

Coming, coming.

What a mess.

Me to the rescue...

Salvation is here.

Your saviour is here.

I've got you.

Need a hand?

Where would you be without me?

It's not your day, is it?

Tripped, did you?

Let's clean this up.

Bad place for a nap.

Neither the time nor the place.

Get back to killing.

We're not done yet.

Need a hand?

You're not dying today.

Did I say you could die?

I'm not killing them all myself.

Reviving (Romantic Interest)

Hold on, I'm coming.

Not your best moment.

Be there in a moment.

Help is here.

We need you alive.

Hardly the time, dear.

Really, darling?

People need killing, darling.

Don't worry, I've got you.

It's all right, I'm here.

Just a moment...

Death doesn't become you.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

Tsk tsk. Really, darling?

You're too pretty to die.

Let's get you up, dear.

There's life in you yet.

I forbid you from dying.

The cavalry is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Upon Being Downed

Don't just stand there - get me up!

Help me!

What are you staring at?

This doesn't feel right.

What are you waiting for? Help me!

This is all your fault.

Come on. Don't let them see you bleed.

You can do this. Get up - get up!