I'm Putting In My Bid Up For DC's Most Dysfunctional Family... And It's Not The Waynes...

Holt Hyde💙pretending to be💛Jackson Jekyll😂

Petros Island, Greece.

Yo Deuce-

How's Greece and the Gorgon family reunion? I would say "wish you were here" but then I'd have to share ghouls with you and I kinda like being selfish.

Later, Jackson

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Look at the handwriting! That is definitely Holt Hyde pretending to be Jackson! 🥸🕵️‍♀️📸🧐 It's especially evident in how the two write their "J"

Also! Jackson doesn't say "Yo" or "later." Who's he trying to fool?

Holt, you like being selfish? 👁️👄👁️ Should I be concerned?

Woah there Holt! 🧯💨💨 *sprays him with fire extinguisher*

Holt, do you need to join DJ Hyde in horny jail? 🤔 (Jeez that kid is horny 😓😩😵😵‍💫)

Therapist: “Broken neck Kermit isn’t real. He can’t hurt you!”

Broken neck Kermit:

If you go into this person's page and follow the #hopes and screams you can find the ENTIRE STORY!

I've been looking for this book for so long! I was trying to buy it online or find a PDF, but it was here on Tumblr this whole time! Really saved me $!

I'm so happy I finally got to read it! 😆

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This book is all I'm gonna be posting about for the next week. Sorry not sorry. I got so much I wanna rant about!

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Also it looks like this page has a ton of MH books uploaded!

Hopes and Screams Graphic Novel

(Sorry for the condition of the cover, I mainly purchase used books!)

When someone asks what Monster High memorabilia I have…

I never got the dolls when they were coming out 10ish years ago… 🥲

I just resently (last two years) collected all these books and DVD.

Part 8 of my could Sam and Dean defeat/survive series. Find other polls here:

Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Jurassic World /

This is a reference to the Monster High Lisi Harrison books if you didn't catch it!

DJ is so flirty, way more than I would've thought!

The book is a lot more different from the main series than I thought!

I've only read the first book, so no spoilers please! 🥺🥺

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I didn't really grow up with monster high.

I'd play with my friend's dolls, which I thought (and still think) are the coolest! But I never had any of my own.

I remember watching the Scaris movie when it came out on TV, but I didn't watch the other movies. My sister showed me the webisodes, I didn't watch all of them.

Then a few months ago, I bought a monster high comic book "I only have Eye for you." I read it and loved it!

Then I started watching all the webisodes out of curiosity. Found my two favorite characters (Jackson 💛 and Holt 💙.) Now I'm slowly going through the movies in order of release. I just finished 13 wishes last night. (My favorite has been Ghouls Rule so far!)

Also I bought book 1 and 4 of the Lisi Harrison series. This past weekend, I finished book 1 in one day. Now I NEED to get book 2 and 3 so I can know what happens!

I honestly think they should adapt the books into live action. It gave me serious Disney channel original movie vibes.

I’m Podado-T!

This is my first post on my tumblr! If you can’t tell by my picture and page, I’m Asexual. Heteroromantic to be exact. 

Sex-drives have always been a mystery to me. Like, “people often get sudden urges to have sex?” (confused ace noises).

A catchphrase I like to use when talking about sex is: “I’ll never understand horney people.” And at this rate I probably never will. But I’m perfectly ok with that!

I hope you enjoy my art! 

But more importantly: Happy pride month everyone! 

This is based on a meme from the “fairly odd-parents”

More MH memes:

Get Jackson🧑‍🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏

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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍‍♂️?"

Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)

Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻‍♂️😤😾

Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥

Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨

Jackson: "it.. uh...😵‍💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑‍🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮‍♂️🏫🚸

Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵‍💫😵😵‍💫 😵

Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐

Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑‍🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑‍🔬" 😮‍💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."

Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶‍🌫️

Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻‍♀️🫦

Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢

Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡

Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)

Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"

(Lilith and Claire laugh)

Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐

Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓

Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓🤷🏻‍♀️❓

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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠

Jackson: "😵‍💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️

Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)

Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑‍🎤💙

Rizzo went through so much crap in the 90's Muppet movies.

Next we have the worst offender when it comes to wrecking Rizzo's life... Muppets from space!