Latest Posts by pocketsizedgremlin - Page 4

You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

Umm *points to your dick* are you using that? Cause I need it

If you’re not trying to sneak in a quickie with me on the washing machine while our kid’s dinosaur chicken nuggets cook in the air fryer, I don’t want it.

I don’t feel like a person I feel like a disorder with a body

they not me tho

when they call you "my" anything 🥴🥴

“stopp ur being so mean” your panties are literally soaked right now you slut.

go crazy bout me i’ll double it

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms

I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

ok i’m done being crazy lol

I need a man who wants to live in my pussy or it's not gonna work, sorry.

Another day another what the fuck

dear diary, his cock is sooooooo fat. *kicks my feet*

unfortunately my brain has many things to hold and no pockets

Buy her a book and leave a note for her

My mouth can finish an argument 2 ways. It's up to you how

I’m definitely a “they can have u” kinda person I don’t play or compete

she heaven sent just like the devil was

Put yourself first because people ain’t shit

one thing about me is if you give me a little necklace i’m wearing it

WARNING!!!! Category 5 unhinged girl behavior due to lack of affection. Proceed with caution

she’s a once in a life time type girl

me normally: im baby

me, when The Weeknd comes on: NEVER NEED A BITCH, I’M WHAT A BITCH NEEDS

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

twisting my coochie hairs, making little braids, thinking about life, scrolling the dash

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments