Pocketsizedgremlin - 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜

dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

call me a UFO . unbelievably fuckable object

✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨ 🌿 You CAN do it 🌻 ✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨

Him: im about to cum. Where do you wan-

Me: *lock legs around him*

If you're 5.5" or under you are legally a pocket pussy.

I’m definitely a “they can have u” kinda person I don’t play or compete

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

Now, where'd I put the duct tape.