It's Me Boy, The Medieval Scribe Speaking To You Inside Your Brain. Listen To Me Boy. Draw In The Margins

Art by Ramazan Kazaliev

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

Art by Law Chang

I only have three days left to get my deposit 😭

Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*