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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

Ever since I was a little girl ive always wanted to open the emergency exit door

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

Art by Artem Chebokha

my favorite customer service slip ups

that canary stopped making noise but its so dark in here i cant find it to make sure its ok can someone light a match so i can look

i have a headache, i can't sleep, i have FOUR DAYS to get 350 or i'm fucked because i won't be able to get the apartment and there is no way in hell i'm going to be able to find another one.

More people need to understand the sexual appeal of armor