An Old Friend

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

Huge dude covered in tattoos, wearing a lab coat: "Hey, kid. First day in evil scientist jail? No problem. First thing you're gonna wanna do is take down the biggest guy in the yard. That's Big Steve. We call him The Mitochondria."

Me: "Because he's the p-"

Guy: "Because he's the powerhouse of the cell, yeah"

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my favorite customer service slip ups

I am in a huge need of $ and help, I am offering commissions in various styles, I'm 3 days away from the date I need to have my deposit by for the aprtment.

If I do not get this I will not be able to find another place and get into it, I'm lucky to have even gotten this place. I'm scared.

donations always accepted as well!

adult content, adult language, and graphic violence are three beautiful women to me

spotify can't shuffle for shit. i shuffle better than you and they laugh me out of card games. pathetic

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting