Bored (ignoring A Ridiculous Amount Of Tasks)

im having a moment

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

"my marriage proposal was rejected" my brother in christ you insulted her entire family

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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TIT STEW

deleted too soon. Rip.

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

your twink fucking bit me