Golden Eagle Having A Relaxing Time

I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for something what if im just hungry

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

Venus Rising from the Sea, 1866 - oil on canvas. — Gustave Moreau (French, 1826-1898)

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

1. My humour

2. The colour of my hair

3. My friends and the people I surround myself with

4. My family

5. The books I choose to read

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

I really hate that pixel art is becoming associated with NFTs, pixel art rules