I Wish I Had The Confidence Of The Average Man. This Guy Hit On Me In High School By Taking My Phone
i wish i had the confidence of the average man. this guy hit on me in high school by taking my phone and dming his instagram from *my* account. its been over three years and we literally never spoke after that but he just dmed me again. he doesnt even follow me anymore
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