Pride Month Is OVER. No More Homosexuality On Main

if winter is for rest then summer is for being absolutely unhinged. swim in dubious bodies of water. sweat through every shirt you own. drink an unadvisable amount of iced coffee. chase after ice cream trucks. go wild at night when the sun goes down. fight mosquitos to the death. get heat rash. make fire.

im usually a two-aleve-and-i'll-be-fine kind of person but today is a three-advil-two-extra-strength-tylenol-and-a-wearable-heating-pad kind of day

wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class schedule on it and it made me feel ancient and decrepit

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

man the first time i heard abt him was the cabbage story he told on Would i Lie to You and he keeps getting better

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

elbow healed just in time for finals week and now its summer break!! one note and i'll try rollerskating again

this blog is not a well-curated museum. it’s my bedroom & i’m putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall

pain is when heaven official's blessing season 2 is out but its premium only on crunchyroll, not on netflix, and my go-to illegal site only has the dub