This Summer I Will Learn Italian And French And Russian And Run A Marathon Everyday And Work For Three

This actually made me laugh out loud

had an allergic reaction to a band aid. the world is cruel

we need to appreciate nyan cat more she's the first gay cat to go to space. its hard work

I do understand the general point of pain being your body telling you something is wrong with it but like. I already know that. Hence why I think I should be able to press "remind me later" like an iOS update

its 1 am which means its time to go on uquiz and have my entire soul read by a 14 y/o overanalyzing which mitski lyric i picked

Take this dialect quiz! X

wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class schedule on it and it made me feel ancient and decrepit

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary