Plutokin

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

taking selfies is such a vile experience why is it so incredibly awkward

Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)

op is a necromancer apologist

im a pure warrior maiden who spends her time dual cultivating!!

I made a thing instead of working

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now