Stefán Karl Will Always Be Number One.

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time

make sure to process your lesbian angst about your middle school best friend/worst enemy so it doesn't form a flaw in your guard by which a less-skilled swordswoman might still defeat you

sometimes ur so so so stressed out and the answer is getting a haircut

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

how do yall come up with good usernames?? i am suffering

brains are so weird because why am i upset that i stopped taking my medication. over six years of taking a pill every night and now i dont have to?? i miss the routine. its been three weeks and i still feel like im forgetting something

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.