How Do Yall Come Up With Good Usernames?? I Am Suffering

like for skeleton. reblog for blood skeleton.

CHOOSE

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

why did tumblr mess up my tags so bad?? i do not appreciate it

hey guys btw when they tell u to wear ur retainer they r not lying. dont ask me how i know

Stefán Karl will always be number one.

fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

day ??? of broken elbow. can open doors and make my own bed now lets gooooo

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

Sorry not sorry

just got stung by a wasp in my own fucking bed. the universe is a cruel place

hi any life advice for 21yo

no youre fucked