A Few Months Ago I Lost My Kitty Of 8 Years

[DRIVING A CAR IS often scary]

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if winter is for rest then summer is for being absolutely unhinged. swim in dubious bodies of water. sweat through every shirt you own. drink an unadvisable amount of iced coffee. chase after ice cream trucks. go wild at night when the sun goes down. fight mosquitos to the death. get heat rash. make fire.

Mithraeum host club!!

I was walking home from work and thinking to myself… host club and Gideon the ninth. And here we are, many weeks later. Hope there’s a target audience out there to reach with this lolllll

HARROWHARK! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Alive. Stabbed. Bees. Thumb. Ianthe. Fuck you, eat me—MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Dying again. Waking up as God’s perfect weapon. Hiding in a shuttle. Coming here. Overflowing with 20 years of pain and sadness that I can’t acknowledge ‘cause 🎶 technically I’m heartless 🎶

Hey. Stop Scrolling.

To everyone reading this. I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. Keep going. You’re almost there.

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told her i thought i had a deviated septum bc of my chronic sinus infections + inability to breathe and she went "yeah, multiple doctors have pointed it out. i have one too, youre welcome"

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine

pain is when heaven official's blessing season 2 is out but its premium only on crunchyroll, not on netflix, and my go-to illegal site only has the dub

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.