No Puppy Should Ever Have To Do Long Distance Anything. Except For Ball

Puppy being tricked into topping??? Owner who coos at them and tells them to stop whining while making their puppy fuck them for once

“Shhh shhh no sweet boy you’re not topping don’t worry, it’s just like when you hump your pillow that’s all. Come on be a good doggy, move your hips for me.”

Pathetic dog that tears up but keeps humping because they wanna be good for their owner

“Fuck, there ya go. Good pup, good doggy.”

Hey man you look like you had a long day, come sit on the couch with me. Oh yeah, just get comfy and relax I know you must be stressed out, here let me massage you a bit. It’s totally not weird I don’t know what you mean, yeah like doesn’t it feel so good when I give you these head scratches, behind your ears too?

Aww you seem like you’re already less tense, do you want a treat? What no man I didn’t say that in a patronizing way, I just mean like a snack. You’re so sensitive haha, anyways before I give you your treat you gotta raise your paw. What I’m not treating you like a dog? I’m just joking around, no need for you to get all mad. Why are you getting up, aww come on sit boy! Oh my god you’re so red, it’s just a joke dude, don’t you want your treat puppy?

Oh my god you’re so dramatic; are you seriously going to have a fit over some stupid joke? I mean if I didn’t think you were red from being mad I would think it’s because you liked this. Yeah you like being talked down to like a fucking dog? Oh yeah keep denying, I totally believe you. Hey come back here, let me just- hey sit still, yeah stop fucking fighting I just need to click this collar into place. Aww you look adorable, are you embarrassed puppy? Stop avoiding eye contact look at me. Dude this is what you are, I don’t care if you protest it, you’re just a pathetic fucking dog.

“doggy can work with loyal and stupid” i’m frothing at the mouth and running around in circles. your longer textposts are just 😵‍💫🫠 in the best possible way. lamb posting gets me going. also random side note: if i was weird i’d let you know that i was so pent up last night that i used one of those vibes that’s supposed to mimic oral and thought about you being down there and using your pretty mouth instead and i came so hard so quick. but once again i’m not weird

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i mean. hello lotus., so glad you liked the textpost i was pretty shy about it:(

but pfff.. that would be pretty weird.. i can imagine someone whos just as weird to actually love that idea and now is upset that they werent there to keep going even after you already came haha….. a bunch of freaks on tumblr yknow..

okay but i wouldve loved the feeling of being in between your thighs with your hand in my hair but you didnt hear that from me..<3

Puppy forcing bunny into a mating press and forcing their big puppy cock into bunny’s tiny holes and breeding bunny nice and full but the whole time bunny is crying and begging and moaning for more because bunny wants puppy’s big knot and puppy is biting bunny all over and growling and barking and slobbering on bunny’s face

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

no queue around here… you guys get to watch me hornypost in real time!! just like how the internet intended!

i want love

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

do u guys like my new hashtag for my original textposts:3 squeak squeak