Do U Guys Like My New Hashtag For My Original Textposts:3 Squeak Squeak

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

wish i was a fictional character … so everyone could give me sexual headcanons and write imagines abt me and id have to agree bc theyd all be true (im just too lazy to write my own posts at the moment)

"i've got you" "you're okay" "it's okay i'm here" during sex,,, aahaahaa aheheeeeheee

Puppy being tricked into topping??? Owner who coos at them and tells them to stop whining while making their puppy fuck them for once

“Shhh shhh no sweet boy you’re not topping don’t worry, it’s just like when you hump your pillow that’s all. Come on be a good doggy, move your hips for me.”

Pathetic dog that tears up but keeps humping because they wanna be good for their owner

“Fuck, there ya go. Good pup, good doggy.”

you are totally not killing me by bunnyposting i am totally not gnawing and teeth snapping at the air thinking about telling you to take what i give you and making you say thank you for it all. definitely not that’d be fucking WEEEEIRRRRRD

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YOU… POINTS!!! i dont think i can handle having anons because im still thinking about the last one you sent me dhebdnhe

but dont die anonnie :( i still have to pretend to put up a fight and get all scared even if i want it so bad :( m a polite lil bunny though.. ill still say thank you in between tears even if you give me too much <3

y’know…….. if i was WEIRD.. HA… ha…….. .,

getting perceived is nice, but only in the way i want you to . which would be a fawn with wobbly legs or a lamb that goes stiff and falls over when scared

bro don't waste money buying a fleshlight I'm literally right here

update i very Begrudgingly did it … i deserve all the praise in the world i deserve treats and love and kisses and an amazing orgasm now

grrrr the amount of laundry i have in my room is getting unbearable and yet i dont bother on doing it >:(

at this point i need some motivation. make someone shove a vibrator in me and keep it on until i finish all my chores. make it so i cant get off until im done running around the house. or maybe like… a spray bottle would work too

haaai guys ive been having a little ‘sex feels icky’ moment for the past few weeks but best believe i still want to sit in tgirls laps , suck some tdick , and more importantly: stay under your desk where i belong

i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches