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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

when cats do that thing where they stretch their paws and all their little toes spread out…. reblog if u agree

Evil nerds in sweatshirts. 

We’re Malachite now 

Reblog if you have a friend who is asexual, aromantic, demisexual or has the destructive capabilities to level a continent

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Tiny Peridot

Reblog if you agree

The person I reblogged this from matters.

Okay…. I’m writing this in the middle of a panic attack… I’m sorry if it’s a little erratic or hard to follow. About a month ago, my therapist called child protective services on my stepfather because he was hurting my brother and making me have anxiety and flashbacks. The Social Worker came and went and I’ve been treated cruelly since then by my family. They have been outright ignoring me or making cruel comments and I was seriously considering suicide. I still am.. It started to get a little better and I started to be hopeful. Tonight, after coming home from work, my mother said to me “We need to talk.” My stepfather was planning to move out because he can’t stand to be in the same house as me “walking around like I haven’t done anything wrong”. And she’s finally made the choice that I always suspected and always hoped wouldn’t happen. She’s choosing him over me. Her only daughter. Her firstborn. Etc. I have until tomorrow to find a new place to stay and I have no idea how I’m going to afford medicine or food or anything like that… I’m asking you to donate, even if it’s just a few dollars, to my paypal… It would be so greatly appreciated, and I can’t give you anything in return but I’ll thank you profusely for any little bit you give.

jezebel_hades@yahoo.com is my paypal.

Please help me… I didn’t even make the call.

Happy #BiVisibilityDay

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

PLEASE HELP ME SIGNAL BOOST THIS. This happened at MY UNIVERSITY TONIGHT. The school and campus I attend every day. Someone/people have hung what are obviously meant to appear as nooses from trees on campus next to a hall. There has YET to be word from any administration or the local/state police. But whenever there’s a robbery, they send out emails and text alerts within an hour of the incident. This time there hasn’t even been a WARNING or a public announcement about this. This is obviously a hateful and racist act. I just can’t believe my university hasn’t felt the need to inform ANYONE of the investigation that is going on. This happened well over an hour ago.

PSA to all now that is is Pumpkin Spice Season

From someone who worked at starbucks. If you have a milk/dairy allergy AT ALL. DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT. Drink Pumpkin Spice.

It contains dairy IN the syrup that is used to make the drink. Even if you get it made with soy, you will still be getting doses of dairy in there. 

Depending on the severity and intolerance it can and will cause reactions. I found that as a barista I was constantly warning people about the dairy in the product. No one ever seemed to tell them that there was dairy in the mix. More times than I can count I heard people realize that’s why they kept having reactions, or that’s why it made them sick.

People legitimately do not know that pumpkin spice no matter what you do will always contain some amount of dairy.

Hi, guys. I have a pretty decent amount of followers on here, and I wanted to ask you for help.

This is Jeff, my sister’s rabbit. She got him as a baby about 7 years ago, and this has been his life ever since. I hate that it’s taken me this long to do something about it, but every time I bring up the fact that this is neglect and cruelty, my sister gets offended and angry, and my parents usually take her side. I’m not here enough to ensure he always gets the proper care, and I desperately want to find someone who will take care of him properly.

She doesn’t mean to be cruel, but my sister sees Jeff as more of a burden than anything. His cage goes weeks between cleanings, he never gets any exercise, and she often forgets to give him fresh food and water. I try to make up for it when I’m here, but I know it isn’t enough.

I’m looking for someone who will give him the love and care he deserves. He’s sweet and gentle, though I’m not sure how he will interact with other rabbits, since he’s been alone his entire life.

I know that this is technically stealing, but it’s for good reason. My sister would never agree to it if I told her directly, so it’s better I do this when she isn’t around. If you are in or around the Savannah, GA area, please message me. I just want to get him to a good home before it’s too late.

Run from him:

•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

This woman was detained and told to leave the airport for being trans 

Shadi Petosky just wanted out of Orlando, Florida. On Monday night, Petosky, a 35-year-old transgender woman, attempted to board a flight at Orlando’s International Airport when she was detained by the TSA. The reason? An “anomaly” — her genitals. The TSA does have a policy for treating trans fliers, but there’s just one problem with it.

… Was a friend

reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay

I think I’m a dog http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/LFb8ElR

“Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say “breathing swimming” and “non breathing swimming”, you say swimming and drowning.

Reblog if Pokemon has made a huge, positive impact on your life and who you are as a person

reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump

PSA to all now that is is Pumpkin Spice Season

From someone who worked at starbucks. If you have a milk/dairy allergy AT ALL. DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT. Drink Pumpkin Spice.

It contains dairy IN the syrup that is used to make the drink. Even if you get it made with soy, you will still be getting doses of dairy in there. 

Depending on the severity and intolerance it can and will cause reactions. I found that as a barista I was constantly warning people about the dairy in the product. No one ever seemed to tell them that there was dairy in the mix. More times than I can count I heard people realize that’s why they kept having reactions, or that’s why it made them sick.

People legitimately do not know that pumpkin spice no matter what you do will always contain some amount of dairy.

Reblog if you think gay trans boys are valid

Photo of Sickly Polar Bear Signals Tragedy Ahead in Arctic

A viral photograph taken of an emaciated polar bear is significant due to where the image was snapped, according to wildlife experts.

The extremely thin bear was spotted by photographer Kerstin Langenberger off the Barents Sea on the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard, which was once home to a thriving population of polar bears, but is now monitored by researchers who have observed extraordinary loss of sea ice due to global climate change.

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SPAM WARNING:

just got this message and because it wasn’t fanmail i automatically assumed it was safe, i asked my friends if they could remember who this person was and they all said no, then i (very bad idea) opened their blog on my phone and there was nothing there, i opened it on my laptop and their archive was dead, then suddenly i got a message saying i had to download some software to view their blog, straight away i exited the page and wiped my computer for malware and all that stuff. 

so bassically, theyre getting smart, unless you can recognise who it is or you KNOW you’ll be getting a message off someone in the near future, just delete the message, dont answer it, dnt open the blog, just delete it straight up.

keep your blogging devices safe guys <3

REBLOG TO DELETE DONALD TRUMP

Reblog if you think being Genderfluid is valid.

I’m gonna write down your url if you reblog and put it in an envelope for my friend who’s going through a tough time and needs some reassuring.