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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

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Anonymous is calling for a national “day of rage” in response to Sandra Bland 

In a video uploaded to YouTube by an account named AnonIntelGroup, which already has more than 1 million views, persons claiming to be affiliated with the enclave pointed to discrepancies in the official police story on Bland’s death. In the video description, the account owner makes demands action from every police chief in the country.

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Hello friends and followers! I really, really need your help financially!

I’ve been keeping quiet about this for a while here on Tumblr, since I didn’t want to seem like a burden to anyone, but I’m really struggling now, and I can’t keep trying to pretend I can handle this by myself, because I can’t.

Basically, I quit my previous job and will be starting a new, better one this Tuesday, August 11th! It’s going to be a higher pay, and much less stressful for me, which will be helpful with my depression! Bad news is, my final paycheck from my last job will only cover 1 weeks worth of pay (because I took a 1 week vacation without PTO), which is only about $300.

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If you’re a person of color who lives in douglasville /powder springs Georgia or around those places, and you see these trucks, PLEASE GO AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE. Don’t slow down, don’t approach them, don’t even look their way. These are ARMED confederate flag supporters and they are violently racist (may even be nazis or linked to the KKK) This group is called “Protect the Flag” and is led by a man named “Bush”. A few days ago they crashed a black child’s birthday party, yelling slurs and threatening to “kill all n*****s”. PLEASE be careful and stay safe. I just saw one of these trucks (a white one), as far as I know there are seven and they’re all black or white with an American flag and a confederate flag on the back of the truck.when I passed them on the road I felt chills. PLEASE stay safe. If they are following you DO NOT drive home, drive to the nearest police station or the most populated place possible. They are armed and dangerous.

Here is an article and footage of what happened at the birthday party: http://m.ajc.com/news/news/local/watch-heated-confrontation-over-confederate-flags-/nm7JH/

Updates about the Paris attacks

- Multiple shootings and explosions in central Paris (X/XI arrondissement)

- At least 18 people, possibly 26, killed, numbers raising by the hour

- Many injured

- 60 people are being taken hostages at Bataclan Concert Hall 

PLEASE STAY SAFE