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If this post gets 3,100 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy (with the black morph suit and jack-o-lantern mask) for Halloween. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 10,000 notes, I will dress up as Dancing Pumpkin Guy for Halloween, including the 30th (which is a Friday) and sit through all of my University classes in costume. Photos will be taken.

If this post gets 31,000, I will pass out candy to people. I will also bring a boombox with the Ghostbusters theme and the Spooky Skeletons Remix. Video will be taken.

If this post gets 103,115 notes, I will try my damnedest to get a crew of no less than 5 people in Dancing Pumpkin Guy/Skeleton costumes and we will go door-to-door on Halloween night and pass out candy to people and dance for them. I will make sure video is taken.

Updates about the Paris attacks

- Multiple shootings and explosions in central Paris (X/XI arrondissement)

- At least 18 people, possibly 26, killed, numbers raising by the hour

- Many injured

- 60 people are being taken hostages at Bataclan Concert Hall 

PLEASE STAY SAFE

PLEASE READ

I made a post about a week ago about 4 cats who need a home, one of the cats is staying with her original owner. So these three boys are left.

NOTE: the cat in the first photo in the cat carrier has a forever home

First Photo:

Chub Chub is a long haired orange/white cat. He has a lot of mats that I couldn’t brush out. 

He’s very vocal and very friendly

He doesn’t like to use the litterbox though, he also lives with 5 other cats right now and they all share one litter box. I don’t know if this is a medical issue or a temperment issue.

I’ve had very limited contact with him along with all the other cats.

2nd Photo:

This is Henry, he’s very shy and likes to hide under furniture. He has no problems using a litterbox and is very sweet but extremly timid.

3rd Photo:

Oreo, he’s one of the Maine Coons I mentioned, he has long dark fur and is almost completly matted. I’ve told my friend he needs to see a professional groomer to remove the mats. Like Chub Chub, he doesn’t like to use the litterbox. 

Note: Chub Chub and Oreo do use a litterbox but only if it’s completely clean

If you are someone you know lives in Richmon Virginia or the surrounding areas please ask around so these cats can have the happy home they deserve.

today is not my birthday

srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time

like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him

if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.

she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact

it’s a f***ing trap

The Canadian Senate has passed an amendment to a transgender rights bill that would ban trans people from using the bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity. Now, trans people in Canada (and their trans supporters in the United States) are sharing photos on Twitter and Facebook of themselves in public bathrooms they would be legally obligated to use under Senator Donald Plett’s bill. Check the hashtags #PlettPutMeHere and #WeJustNeedToPee for a dynamite collection of trans folks showing why these laws are absurd. Badass. (via BuzzFeed)

a PSA for sea witches

please do not buy anything with sea horses in them, they are going extinct because of the craft, food, and medicine trade.

if sea horses mean a lot to you and in your craft, please look at alternatives to celebrate them. paint a picture, crochet one, do what i did and get a tattoo of one! 

or: 

If you love sea horses, then maybe you’d like to adopt one through a sea horse charity!

Or you can get a few prizes for adopting a seahorse and paying a little more!

You could even make it apart of your craft as a dedication to the ocean to make a single or monthly donation to one r two of these ocean/sea horse charities,

Project Seahorse

The seahorse trust

The Minnesota aquarium

seahorse hawaii

ocean conservatory 

Run from him:

•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

help me out please!

hi! this post 

has been going around lately again and. i really dont want it going around mainly because my caption was removed rlly early and thts the main version going around. people keep using it without my permission and its getting rlly old. i dont want it circulating anymore so if ppl could pls boost this and stop reblogging it i would really appreciate it!

just listen to the crowd