Poopies Is A Boss Tho Tbh, Mans Got A Shark Bite. Fuckin Gnarly. He's Awesome

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

I would wholeheartedly read something like this without romance, y’know? Just doing stuff with the jackass guys

pov you start traveling with the jackass crew to take pictures and design stuff for them

*i might write about this idk yet*

Ya’ll I’m gonna need you to tell me what happens tonight if I can’t be there.

Ah yes the year I almost ruined my hair by split dying it by hand

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

drink some water and wash your face

brain has not fully returned uh im just gonna watch yt for a bit

YO GUYS, STEVE-OS ON GMM!!!

Made time for this. Kevin Conroy was one of my favorite influences. The comic is a reference to the episode Beware the Gray Ghost, in which Batman needs the help of an actor he admired as a child to solve a crime. Batman: “As a kid, I used to watch you with my father. The Gray Ghost was my hero.“

As some folks on tumblr have pointed out, Simon Trent (Gray Ghost) was voiced by Adam West.

Oh FOR SURE!! This shit slaps

GASP WAIT GOOSE IN A CHOKER AND HAWAIIAN SHIRT OH MY GOD

Stupid headcanon: goose wears a choker around the house when it's just family + mav. Door is closed, choker goes on. I'm talking 90s tattoo style choker. Carole likes it bc it "accentuates his neck"

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