Drink Some Water And Wash Your Face

your age range? please put it in your bio, people are getting blocked for it

No❤️

But honestly if that bothers you, just block me. Don’t tell me you’re blocking me. I just need my little space, I do not care :))

WHOOOOOOOOO HOLY MOLY YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

Admiral Iceman the Samoyed

The Top Gun movies: never make explicit reference to the actual height of Maverick, uses various staging tricks to disguise the height of Tom Cruise and make him appear taller, only a few shots actually show how short Maverick is compared to the other characters

Top Gun fanfiction: is something SHORT in here or is that just MAVERICK

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

source, source, source, source, source

Ok OK I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING!! So I think Mark started this whole thing again to jumpstart us into joining him. It seems like he’s trying to show what happened to the actor when he learned that he could die and be reborn. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA IM SO CONFUSED

so  uhhhhh i just finished my first watchthrough and i got the true ending? i didnt die or have any game overs…

i dont know how…

i havent touched tumblr or seen anything at all

i mustve missed so much

what the heck is on may 2nd???

should i go through and choose other things? i never met the lady with grey hair and white glasses 

i cant believe i didnt die?????

im confused

Has this been done yet?

Bonk.

why did icemav both pick the tallest bitches in the navy to be their backseaters like bro you can't see out of your rearview mirror cause their giant heads are blocking the entire god damn window