I Just. Can You Imagine Being Paul Mccartney And Your 81 Year Old Younger Brother Is On Twitter Fanning

this stupid ass opening lyric this is why the buttsex brothers had you on covers duty for so long

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying

paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

best thing you can do with a repressed character is hit them with various hammers and sharp objects until they crack open to reveal beautiful sparkling homosexuality inside. geode guy

everything is a beatles allegory if you are deranged enough

get this gay ass band out of my face

literally why do uni profs put together the worst group project match-ups of all time. i feel like paul mccartney in get back trying to get work done while one member is off doing heroin with his new girlfriend, one is threatening to go solo and wants me dead, and one just wants everyone to get along but really does not give a fuck. meanwhile i know we gotta get up on the rooftop in 10 days and we have like five songs done

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

Paul McCartney is fun because if you don't know anything about him then he seems oddly flavorless for a rockstar, void of the kind of flash you see with people like Bowie or Jagger or Mercury. But the moment you start learning anything about this man, you began to unravel the reality that he might be the biggest freak of them all