11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

Hey yall, know any other hxh headcanon blogs!?

YES! o: I made a post about this a while ago, but eh, why not make another c: (Also, there may be some I’m missing? But if I am just tell me and I’ll edit them in! ;w; ) ( OMG I went through all 700 of the blogs I follow to make this and I garentee I didn’t add some and for that I’m sorry )

@hxh-imagines 

@hxheadcanons

@hxhmadness

@imagininghxh

@luniorisanimus *heuheu

@bungeegum-bitch

@weelittlehunter

@feriowind - not really a headcanon blog? But their art is AMAZING and they share headcanons and AUs they have so aaye, definitely should check them out!!!!!

and hey, while im on the subject, let’s get some art blogs in the mix!

Of course, most are multi fandom art blogs BUT they’re so amazing so–

@blanania

@rainnoir

@skullcaps

@grimmy666666 (I’m so in love with Kat it hurts)

@sleep-san

@not-that-sorry

@ametalias

@bokuboks

@askhxhmonsters

@askhxhcentaurs

@zealli 

@burbiart

@chiikikomori

@illogicalmagicalmysterymachine

@rouvere (Is secretly in love with them shh)

@kattoart !!!

@kyaptart

@pa-luis

@penn-dragon

@ykiru

@sunnygon

~Admin cookie

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

i’m going to tell all of you this right now

if you voted for trump, unfollow me

if you voted third party or write-in, unfollow me

if you refused to vote, unfollow me

i don’t give a flying FUCK what your reasons were unless they’re legitimately that you cannot legally vote or you don’t live in the US.  If you contributed to this, I don’t want you anywhere near me.  You are not welcome here.  You are not welcome to read my posts, you are not welcome to read my fics.  I am not here for you and the content I create is not for you.  At all.  Ever.

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Okay, Tumblr, we need to talk.

Listen, mermaids are not my thing. I am pretty indifferent towards them in general, but I see a lot of you in my dash posting about mermaids, so I saw this novel and even though I have just started it and I can’t tell you if it’s going to be good or not, I feel it is my civic duty to tell you it exists. Ready?

Ice Massacre, by Tiana Warner. 

A book about a little island at war with a growing colony of mermaids living in the waters around them. So they send warriors to fight them, but historically men don’t do very good against that mermaid lure magic thing they do, so they decide to send a ship full of highly trained girl warriors, and the protagonist is the one Useless Lesbian™ of the ship (who, by the way, also happens to be a lady of color, like most people in the island).

Like I said, mermaids are not my thing and I have only read a few chapters, but so far it is fast-paced and action-y, with a touch of fantasy. The kind of entertaining book you read fast and easy.

Sounds good? Happy to hear it. The paperback is fifteen dollars, but it’s literally less than a fucking dollar for Kindle right now and until July the 31st, because a sequel is coming out in two days and they are having a special offer.

Now go grab your fantasy lesbian mermaid girl warrior novel or something.  

These are my doggos

anyways heres some more teeth hcs

Character VS Awkwardness.

Person- you got a second, *name*? Character- There is only one of me.

Person- what’s the word, *nickname*? Character- a shortened version of my name.

Person- Son of a bitch… Character- Actually, this man is entirely human, and his mother was in no way a canine- oh okay, I didn’t get it.

Person- sticks and stones may break my bones- Character- actually sticks when sharper can stab people, not just break their bones, and boulders actually have the capability to crush a person’s whole body, including their internal organs. *screams in the distance*

Person- go talk to him. Character- *stares at crush, who is doing something amazing* Character- maybe I should leave and not take your advice at all.

Person- there has to be a way to stop him, like a cage or- Character- put him on a leash, since he’s dog-like. Person- Person- kinky

Character- *picks up a note book* Character- why did the chicken cross the road? Character-…Probaly to get hit by a car and become roadkill. Person- Jesus Christ

(Meeting crush for the first time). Crush- Heya~ Character- Hello. Crush- not much of a talker then. Character- quieter people can take the time to hear the screams of their enemies (Everyone facepalms while crush stares in shock). Character- thankfully there’s only a twelve percent chance of that happening. Martin-um…ok.

(Meeting tall person). tall person- hi. character- hello. tall person- you’re really short. character- well that’s because you’re very tall for your age. Of course, this would mean you have a mutated gene that causes gigantism which slowly leads to bone and back problems. I would assume that you will die by the age of 34. (Tall is speechless and wants to press the leave option).

i could watch this forever