Every single thing the main character says is a pun.
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
100% offense but milk makes your bones stronger and anyone who doesn't drink it must have broken some bones
100% offense but milk is nasty as hell who willingly drinks a whole glass of milk like you must have really been thru some things
i cant wait for yuuri to be the son-in-law yakov’s always wanted..
anyway heres a bonus cause its christmas!
I'm gonna start something called Writing Prompt Wednesday, yay me, I feel accomplished af.
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
I’m scared Mom woke me up and told me she made a vet appointment for tumbleweed tomorrow to get her hind paw looked at because she’s still limping. She’s been limping for about a week or so. I honestly think its either a sprained paw or a wrenched/ingrown claw. if the cost to fix whatever is wrong with her paw is over 350 dollars, we’ll have to put tumbleweed down. :C She’s a perfectly healthy cat otherwise, she eats fine, she is able to move around fine other than the limp. She still plays and she still nips at people when they don’t pay attention to her.
Tumbleweed is 13 years old, I’ve had her since I was 8. I’m not ready to let her go yet. I’m determined to save my cat, so I need as many commissions as possible. The appointment is set for 9:30 AM EST tomorrow. I’d need at -LEAST- another 150 dollars. Please help.
you can DM me on here, add me on discord ( UnknownBearProd#0659 ) or email me at UBPCommissions@gmail.com
Harry Potter marathon with the geeks
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Being bitter and negative is boring and I dont want to do it anymore