I Wanna Write Stuff For Pride Month But Also I’m Lazy :(

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

I must send another ask bc I am a big fan of comfort and just. Yippee yippee happy vibes.

At some point Vivilly (as dweller) stops targeting Palpers and ends up as just. Big affectionate cat but also scary!!!! (And knocks shit over to piss him off)

(this is incomprehensible I just woke up lol)

WHO DARES WAKE THE DEVIL OF METALS IN MIDST OF ITS ARTBLOCK

here have lanky normal viv dweller knocking over a flower pot,. Still arted blocked but I drew something finally(i pullrd that previous shitpost out kf my ass

palpers gets pissed off bc it's annoying as hell but also cuz he can't even say anything LMFAO, it's better than getting mauled to death by dweller viv. viv loves trolling even when he's not himself, silly vivilly

palpers' honest to god uncut genuine hd 4k reaction to this information

My other car is a rainbow trout

Trying to befriend my godfather's bird is mostly giving her banana chips and hoping she doesn't kill me in my sleep

I got a notification about five reblogs. I’m famous.

““Absolutely not. You never know if you’re gonna wake up in the morning.””

— - Scar

Why are sharks just slightly demonic ocean puppies

they should put volo in legends z-a i think it'd be REALLY funny

+ we could make william afton memes

reblog if ur a real ice eater

I just saw this ad and holy fuck. If you are prone to epilepsy or flashing light triggered migraines if you see the top of THIS ad -

[Plain text ID: Image of cropped tumblr ad. Text reads ‘sponsored by WordAds. 5 Unique and Awesome Lightsabers. Not all lightsabers are created equal.]

Do NOT pass go. Do not try to scroll past. It is LONG and consists of a single incredibly stretched gif of random moving and flashing lights without distinct colours. It is seems as if it was DESIGNED to tigger flashing light sensitive issues.

Anyway, fuck this ad & pass on the warning to any who see it.

“Aw man the heating broke what are we gonna do” the ever-reliable Dusekkar: